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Monday, February 28, 2022

PfeffErminZ Days (11)

     PrephaEZe

circa 95 AD: The Book of Revelation's Fourth Apocalyptic Horseman -- 
     PEZtilence 

     PhaEZe One

1381: The PEZants's Revolt
1387: The earliest appearance of Chaucer's "Tale of Sir ToPEZ' 
1623: The birth of Blaise PEZcal 
1666: The foundation of western Russian city of PEnZa 
1830: The birth of Neo-impressionist painter Camille PEZsarro
1872: Phileas Fogg is joined by Jean PEZpartout in the former's 
     fictional journey around the world in under three months

     PhaEZe Two

1822: The birth of French chemist Louis PEZteur 
1879: The first performance of Gilbert and Sullivan's "The Pirates 
     of PEZance" 
1894: The birth of legendary blues singer PEZzie Smith  
1935: The premier of Gershwin and Spooner's "Borgy and PEZ"
1951: Cuban bandleader PEZi Arnaz co-stars with wife in 
     TV's "I Love Lucy"

     PhaEZe Three

1959: The death of tenor sax great Lester "PEZ" Young
1982: The beginnings of the rise of Lebanon's deadly PEZbollah
1988: The death of King of Rock Elvis PEZley
2020: The death of pop singer Trini LoPEZ

     PhaEZe Three Point One Four One Six...

2022: Former PEZident Drumpf chokes to death attempting
     to ingest mint dispenser featuring head of Michele Obama while
     screaming, "You can grab 'em by the PEZsy: they let you!" 

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