i.
A grave new world view greets the former
Prince of Wales today.
For example, here's the king short hours ago:
"Unaccustom'd as I am to be king,"
For example, here's the king short hours ago:
"Unaccustom'd as I am to be king,"
Charles is heard to say --
whereupon he clicks his heels and stubs his toe.
whereupon he clicks his heels and stubs his toe.
ii.
Another day, it's speeches: Charles is
handed an array --
vellum, Lorum ipsum filling ev'ry page.
"Unaccustom'd as I am to greeking,"
Charles is heard to say --
whereon he stubs his toe while exiting the stage.
iii.
December 25th, the king's most
num'ro uno day.
(He has written Father Christmas for a pen.)
"Unaccustom'd as I am to peeking,"
Charles is heard to say,
I see failure to deliver yet again."
iv.
"The Palace boasts too many pillows
cased in gold lamé,
sconces, paintings, clocks...but wait! I've an idea!
Unaccustom'd as I am t'antiquing,"
Charles is heard to say,
"let' us host an auction, then head to IKEA."
v.
Wembley! EFL Cup Final!
Footie's finest day!
And it's Chelsea versus Manchester United!
"Unaccustom'd as I am to streaking,"
Charles is heard to say,
"run with me; I guarantee you will be knighted."
vi.
"Those puddles in the throne room: mine...? Whose
stains 'neath the bidet...?
And who can tell what puddling portends...?
Unaccustom'd as I am to leaking,"
Charles is heard to say,
"I have ruled the Palace purchase more Depends."
vii.
A grave new world view's led the former
Prince of Wales astray.
Owns up Charles, "I figur'd being King'd be fun.
Unaccustom'd as I am to freaking,"
Charles goes on to say --
whereon a hand is seen unholstering a gun.
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