Up the Duff
You who've read about Derry down Derry:
Read, instead, of Miss Carrie from Gary!
Carrie skipp'd Indiana
Read, instead, of Miss Carrie from Gary!
Carrie skipp'd Indiana
and tripp'd to Savannah.
No fun run, but (yes!) necessary.
No fun run, but (yes!) necessary.
Scary Stuff
Have you heard not of Derry down Derry...?
Plu-absurd, too's, his frere...and he's hairy:
Having cut himself shaving,
this nut now's stark-raving.
He's bleedin'! Please: heed 'n' be wary!
Bit o' Fluff
You who've read of ol' Derry down Derry:
Read, instead, of a fairy named Mary!
Mary haunts our back garden
near vaunted East Arden.
(Our Mary is arrogant -- very.)
Two's enough
Most who visit ol' Derry down Derry
wouldn't miss it -- his chokecherry sherry.
Quaff a tumbler or two:
laughs and mumbling ensue.
(After three, even thee may prove chary.)
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