By Any Other Name; or. A Rally is a Rally is a Rally...

Drumpf’s rally names have coalesced 
around the theme of “BlisterFest.” 
 
Drumpf’s MAGA minions really rock’d 
his rally bill’d as “PistuleNacht.” 
(But don't bring home that shameless brain you 
check'd at “Bleb Me Entertain You.”) 
 
Where to score some pure bologna...? 
“Bullshit Running in Pimplona.” 
(Same shit air'd last Saturday 
at “Life’s a Verucabaret.”) 
 
Cheer Drumpf’s lies...and watch a race...? 
“NASCARbuncle”! That’s the place. 
(Where to watch his next arraignment...? 
Trumpotron at “Festertainment.”) 
 
(Drumpf’s poll numbers...? Watch 'em droppin’ -- 
once Drumpf's snuff'd at “Wartz-a-Poppin'”.)