The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 38: Alexandria

     Ep. 38: A O C A P L O Z: AOC...Aploz

AOC gives the GOP pause:
"Has she not given probable cause...!?
She shall, surely, today."
Sorry: no bleedin' way!
A! O! C! Hands together...? Aploz!!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 37: Armagedd On With It!

     Ep. 37: A P O C A L O Z: Apocal-…Oz
 
Revelation’s Four Horsemen…? For kicks
I view each à cheval in the sticks,
somewhere over a rainbow
(it's bodmin, we both know):
Apocal-…Oz! Sans saffron bricks.

Runcibl'd Spooner: Be Still, My Fuelish Heart!

Petrol priced at Park-'n'-Pay:
Gas for less.
Whore with heart of...(who can say...?):
Lass for ____. (Guess!)

     Moral:

Driven snow won't make cars go.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 36: Come a Ki Yi Yippee...

     Ep. 36: A P A L O O Z C: Ap’alooz’ “C”

Hot on horses with spots 'cross coats white...?
Appaloosa “A”…? “Zip Cochise”: right…?
Damon’s “Cowboy”’s horse “B.”
“Cojo Rojo”’s steed “D.”
Still, Ap’alooz’ “C” spurs delight!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 35: Off the Pigs!

     Ep. 35: L A Z O A C O P: “Lazo a Cop!”
 
On Antifa’s bandwagon you’d hop…?
All that's lacking's some crack agitprop,
chants which show less caprice
than “Defund the police!”
“Nuke all narks!”…? “Fuck fuzz!”…? “Lazo a cop!”…?

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 34: Azc and It Shall Be Given

     Ep, 34: A Z C A O O L P: Azc a Oolp  

If you want to know where lipos shit
quiz a lipo: ‘twill say, "Dish year pit.”
To learn more 'bout beasts' dung,
azc a oolp, in the tongue
it speaks: Oolpese. (What's spoken's now writ.)

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 33: Aalz Well That Ends Well

     Episode 33: A A L Z P O C O: Aalz Poco

Aalz grandé grow massive, like trees,
while the aalz mediaño one sees
grow, at most, knee-cap high.
As for aalz pôco, try
visu’lizin' ‘em pint-size -- like peas.  

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episodes 31 & 32: Species of Bard & Feces Too Hard

     Ep. 32: P O O L A A C Z: Poo!Laacz

Do your bowel movements not rate a "Swell!"…?
Like a brontosaur’s breath do they smell…?
There’s but one thing to do:
take a Poo!Laacz or two.
They’re prescribed in both tablet and gel.
 
     Ep. 31: A Z P O O L A C: Az Poo Lac   

In a galaxy far, far away
lives an alternate Shakespeare, they say –
though he’s there call’d Chayqs-Bier.
(Where Ouill dwells, spelling's queer:
“Az Poo Lac It”…? That’s Ouill’s latest play.)

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 30: Color Me Cookoo!

     Ep. 30: A Plac...? Ooz'...?

Is that scouth 'round your mouth Dartmouth green...?

No, it bears more a Robin's Egg sheen.
That patina -- a plac...? ooz'...? --
eschews (thank God!) black hues.
In this light, it's...aquamarine!

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 29: Gentlemen, Start Your Vengeance

     Ep. 29: Pa Zoolac

Those naf Zoolacs drive what not a few lack:

a slick racecar, one both me and you lack.
What's needed...? New carjack plans.

I'll scout the Zoolac clan's
matriarch; you tail Pa Zoolac.

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episode 28: Marceau's Your Ol' Man!

     Ep. 28: Cal Z. Apoo 

Dead Israeli mime Shai K. Ophir
has point zero to fear, 'twould appear
from quick Cal Z. Apoo.
Cal's a mimicker, too, 
but Cal's gimmickry's limbic...and queer.