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Wednesday, October 7, 2020

The Placozoa Chronicles, Episodes 31 & 32: Species of Bard & Feces Too Hard

     Ep. 32: P O O L A A C Z: Poo!Laacz

Do your bowel movements not rate a "Swell!"…?
Like a brontosaur’s breath do they smell…?
There’s but one thing to do:
take a Poo!Laacz or two.
They’re prescribed in both tablet and gel.
 
     Ep. 31: A Z P O O L A C: Az Poo Lac   

In a galaxy far, far away
lives an alternate Shakespeare, they say –
though he’s there call’d Chayqs-Bier.
(Where Ouill dwells, spelling's queer:
“Az Poo Lac It”…? That’s Ouill’s latest play.)

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