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Friday, October 9, 2020

Runcibl'd Spooner: Be Still, My Fuelish Heart!

Petrol priced at Park-'n'-Pay:
Gas for less.
Whore with heart of...(who can say...?):
Lass for ____. (Guess!)
     Moral:
Driven snow won't make cars go.

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