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Wednesday, July 24, 2024

The Managram In The Moon: #8 Ives

CORASEMMESIVES
MORESSAMEVICES

Asks Cora Semmes Ives,
"Pure mores...? Nope! Same vices
we wreak'd before that Northern War:
'tis how the cornpone slices." 

The Princess of the Moon:
A Confederate Fairy Tale
1869 

Ms. Ives's moon utopia depicts 
"a purified vision of the antebellum South." 


The Managram In The Moon: #7 Defoe

DANIELDEFOE
OFAILEDEDEN

"O, failed Eden,
island Earth,"
drones Dan. "Might you, Moon,
yield more worth...?"

The Consolidator
1705

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

The Managram In The Moon: #6 Godwin

FRANCISGODWIN
OFRANCIDWINGS

Godwin sings 
of rancid wings:
"But geese that smell
still fly quite well." 

The Man in the Moone
1620-38

The Managram In The Moon: #5 Méliès

GEORGESMELIES 
IMLESEGEORGES

Georges Méliès says,
"I'm Lèse Georges
were I to not my 
Moon ship forge."

A Trip to the Moon
1902

The Managram In The Moon: #4 Kepler

JOHANNESKEPLER
HESJOKEPLANNER 

Johannes Kepler...?
He's "Joke Planner."
Born, was Johann, 
to that manner. 

Somnium
1620-30

Monday, July 22, 2024

The Managram In The Moon: #3 Verne

JULESVERNE
JUNEREVELS

"June revels...?" yells Verne.
"J'aime tell'ment la Lune...
...nor do none more bright burn
than moons loomin' in June."

From the Earth to the Moon
1865

The Managram In The Moon: #2 Cyrano

CYRANODEBERGERAC
ECCEYERAGRANDORB

"Ecce! Yer a grand orb!"
So swears sword whiz Cyrano.
(Who croons to moons 
must join the loons
and off to Bedlam go.) 

Comical History of the States 
and Empires of the Moon
1657

Cyrano travels to the Moon using
rockets propelled by firecrackers.

The Managram In The Moon: #1 Lucian

LUCIANOFSAMOSATA
ISAFATMOONCASUAL

"Is a fat Moon casual...?"
asks Samosata's Lucian.
(Who asks so twee 
we'll ne'er let flee
his mental institution.) 

A True Story 
2nd century A.D.

The boat carrying Lucian and his
crew of 50 is swept up by a giant tidal 
cyclone and carried to the Moon. 

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Materials for Moon voyage piece

Anon  late 9th - early 10th century  The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter
     Moon princess, banished to Earth as a baby, returns to the Moon accompanied by an entourage of Moon people. 

Polish folklore  Pan Twardowski 
     Twardowski is dropped onto the Moon while being taken by the Devil to Hell. He continues to live on the Moon, allowing his companion, a spider, to descend from time to time to Earth on a thread.  






Tuesday, July 16, 2024

A Man, A Plan, A Can-... (ard, A Savoyard...?)

As oft I've said before,
my goal's been to explore,
through metric feet 'n' rhymes galore --
through metrics 'n' rhymes galore -- 
the soul of ancient lore, 
then dole (though less be more)
out yarns from yore -- at least four score -- 
that ne'er have been doled before.

As elsewhere I have said,
my plan's to forge ahead,
to sift Lit's gamut from A to Zed --
Lit's gamut from A to Zed -- 
to thread through letterhead
with pen (or pencil lead)
a scribble of verse (or prose instead)
which never before's been read.

Once more my spirit's stirr'd --
my wit my Muse has spurr'd -- 
to fashion forms of cartoon 'n' word --
to fashion cartoon 'n' word --
till verity's been blurr'd 
(though such may seem absurd),
then, undeterr'd, to hone a herd
of notions till now unheard. 

In closing, I concede
that, though I feel a need
the athenaeums of wit to feed --
'thenaeums of wit to feed --
my only fruitful deed
is barely to succeed 
in mass producing a freakish breed 
of Nonsense but few will read. 

Monday, July 15, 2024

Your Voice, Your Vote: Anagrammatic Options, 2024

Don't say you can't. 
You know you can. 
Just holler, "Vote 
UP REV McTAN!"
     Or, beat your drum 
and blow your trumpet, 
telling pals to vote 
VAN CRUMPET
     Pull your socks up! 
Show some nerve! 
Then tell 'em, "Vote for 
AUNT McPERV!" 
     Or...just enhance 
your MAGAdance, 
abandon hope...and vote 
TRUMP/VANCE!

The Cabinet of Dr Pantload

Congress, an  arm of Drumpf's  Reich,     now is  led by some  Johnson* call'd  Mike.     Mike's  record is  vile;     a re- vie...