The MAGAniloquentt Seventeen; or, The Cabinuts of Dr Pantload: #1 Thru #7

Here's the FCC's Chair 

Brendan Carr. 

Of fun folk on TV 

he's the Czar. 

From THIS face...? "Yay, free speech!"

From THAT face...? Overreach. 

Are both faces two-faced...? 

Yes, they are. 

Brendan Carr 

This MAGA pundidiot 

Bannon, 

a short-temper'd, short-fused loose 

cannon, 

spouts racist remarks

which doubtless cause sparks. 

(One shudders to think what Steve's 

plannin.') 

Steve Bannon 

New FBI boss Kash 

Patel, 

a conspiracy the'rist 

from hell, 

like his prototype Hoover,* 

will plot and maneuver. 

(Does Clyde Tolson's name 

ring no bell...?) 

*J. Edgar and his Number 2, Clyde, were regularly -- conspiritorially or factually...?) -- rumored to be much more than co-workers.) 

Kash Patel 

   

When RFK Jr. talks 

"vacs," 

prepare too hear nonsense, not 

facts. 

And when lies multiply, 

no surprise: people die. 

Here's the thing: Jr.'s King of the Quacks. 

 

RFK Jr.

Pete Hegseth reeks! 

Odors galore: 

rotten-eggs-breath, leeks, road apples... More...?

Pete leaves shite in his shorts, 

while the White House reports 

how Pete's gas smells of basilisk spore. 

Pete Hegseth 

  

The Congress, one arm of Drumpf's Reich, 

now's led by a Johnson* call'd 

Mike. 

Mike's record is vile; 

a review of his file 

reveals zip, nada, nothing to 

like. 

   *Slang for male genitalia -- or maybe a used condom. 

Mike Johnson 

Drumpf's Chief of Naff Stephen 

Miller,

of Drumpf's '25 Project one 

pillar, 

is Drumpf's clone of Roy Cohn.

Vile behavior he's shown --

while best known as "Community Killer."

Stephen Miller