Here's the FCC's Chair
Brendan Carr.
Of fun folk on TV
he's the Czar.
From THIS face...? "Yay, free speech!"
From THAT face...? Overreach.
Are both faces two-faced...?
Yes, they are.
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Brendan Carr |
This MAGA pundidiot
Bannon,
a short-temper'd, short-fused loose
cannon,
spouts racist remarks
which doubtless cause sparks.
(One shudders to think what Steve's
plannin.')
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| Steve Bannon |
New FBI boss Kash
Patel,
a conspiracy the'rist
from hell,
like his prototype Hoover,*
will plot and maneuver.
(Does Clyde Tolson's name
ring no bell...?)
*J. Edgar and his Number 2, Clyde, were regularly -- conspiritorially or factually...?) -- rumored to be much more than co-workers.)
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| Kash Patel |
When RFK Jr. talks
"vacs,"
prepare too hear nonsense, not
facts.
And when lies multiply,
no surprise: people die.
Here's the thing: Jr.'s King of the Quacks.
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| RFK Jr. |
Pete Hegseth reeks!
Odors galore:
rotten-eggs-breath, leeks, road apples... More...?
Pete leaves shite in his shorts,
while the White House reports
how Pete's gas smells of basilisk spore.
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| Pete Hegseth |
The Congress, one arm of Drumpf's Reich,
now's led by a Johnson* call'd
Mike.
Mike's record is vile;
a review of his file
reveals zip, nada, nothing to
like.
*Slang for male genitalia -- or maybe a used condom.
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| Mike Johnson |
Drumpf's Chief of Naff Stephen
Miller,
of Drumpf's '25 Project one
pillar,
is Drumpf's clone of Roy Cohn.
Vile behavior he's shown --
while best known as "Community Killer."
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| Stephen Miller |
