A’s for the arm some Italians will take*
when you give 'em a hand (Drumpf’s? An inch wide!) to shake.
B’s for the
brow. It’s the forehead you furrow
when badgeless
bandidos start burgling your burro.
C’s for the
chin on which chumps are seen taking it.
Guilty as
charged? Yep! ‘Tain’t no use opaqueing it.
* Dagli una mano e lui prendera in braccio.
D’s for the
derma – what dimwits call skin.
White or black,
it’s, in fact, the original
sin.
E’s for the
elbow, a part none save fools
choose to stick
in their ears. I know few sharper tools.
F’s for the
finger – precisely, the third –
which one gives
unto others – or so I have heard.
G is for genitals – snipped when you’re Jewish.
(Or, maybe, for
gentiles: I’m, sadly, sans clueish.)
H? For the hip.
It’s the place where best pals
seem so frequently
joined. (Pals are “lezzies” when gals.)
I’s for
intestines. To view 'em brings chills.
(Or, perhaps,
for intestates who die lacking wills.)
J's for the
jugular. That’s where they start
when their
final objective’s to cut out your heart.
K’s for the
kneecap – what repo men break
when your juice
loan repayments you’re failing to make.
L’s for the
lips. They’re the pair you’re to read
when you dad
doubles down on what first he decreed.
M’s for the
mammaries, known to become
overblown as
your girlfriend’s becoming a mum.
N’s for the
nails, parts of fingers and toes
to which polish
adheres. (N is also for nose.)
O’s for the
ovaries – right after ‘nails.’
They’re so
called ‘cause they’re “’over re-‘marked on” my males.
P’s for the
palms which are found on your hands.
(P is also for
trees found in cyclone-prone lands.)
Q’s for the
quadriceps – sections of thighs
which are
over-developed in muscle-bound guys.
R’s for the
rib, from which God fashioned Eve –
one more tale
among many I’m loathe to believe.
S? For the
shin. It’s the part you will bark
if your bare
leg encounters my shin in the
dark.
T’s for the
tongue. White ones, shaped like a fork,
Coughed up
twenty four dollars to purchase New York.
U: for umbilical
cord? Nope! For uterus.
(Either or
both, though, prove utile to tutor us.)
V’s for the
veins. They’re cerulean blue –
and, if
vericose, horribly hideous, too.
W’s wisdom
teeth. Powder or paste
fails to save
them. (It’s also for wrinkles and waist.)
X is for
xiphoid – more process than part
and but rarely
mistaken for kidney or heart.
Y’s for the
yolk sac – in people, not eggs.
In a fetus,
it’s larger than lobes, lungs or legs.
Z’s for the
zonule of Zinn (Would I lie?),
but this Zinn
isn’t Howard, it’s some other guy,
His name’s
Johann Gottfried. He, Howard and I
here bid you –
and each part of your body -- “goodbye!”
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