Exit Ramp: A Constrained Political Strategy in Rhyme

(He'd die without our constant attention. His base feeds on that celebrity. Let's try running not towards him but away from him -- towards those who are working hard to replace his nonsense with responsible governing.)

If door-bust deal you plan to steal, best practice: run...don't walk! 
If neighbor's gate you'd "decorate," spray aerosol...don't chalk!
If folks you'd slur whose names end '-ner,' yell 'Hef-' or 'Shat-'! Don't 'Faulk-'! 
If Donald Drump you wish to dump, bypass the ass! (Don't stalk!) 

To batters who you'd say "Skiddoo!" just pitch the ball...don't balk!
If Tonys you would peer review, vet Blair! Quiz Quinn...don’t “Hawk”!
If Donald's reign's that big a bane, just stop all Donald talk!
In short, if Drump you'd re-e-e-eally dump, bypass the ass! (Don't stalk!)