Abecedarial Aspects of 'Chi': Constrained Nonsense in Rhyme

Dapper Don Ameche dotes on floating Ed Balducci.
Campo (yum!) di Bocce’s haut to Italy’s Il Duce.
Ignoratio Elenchi quotes sequential Fibonnacci.

Soprano Galli-Curci curtsies, dancing Hootchie-Kootchie.

Matthew Groening’s Itchy hurts, romancing Jughead’s Archie.

Pakistan’s Karachi ‘fatwa’s glitt’ry Liberace.
Happy-New-Year Mochi...? “Not when Gott be tot!” shouts Nietzsche.
In Nevil’s On the Beach, Shute's written: "Senior cit'zens…? Paunchy!" 

Accupressure’s Qu-Chi chews up Justis playing “Raunchy.”
Big Night’s Stanley Tucci brews up martial art form Tai Chi.

“…cedeme Un Chi Chi” moos a partisan from Vichy.
Maids from Weeki-Watchee swoon for frat boys’ Beta Xi Chi.
Shirley Yamaguchi's cow licks Dragonball Z Chi Chi.

I tip my tam to ev'ry ‘chi.’ To each: arrivederci, ‘chi’!