Repost: The Aals In Al's Salsa: A Nonsense

A's for 

all of the aals 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

B's for bountiful bowels 

(burp!) betray'd by the aals 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

C's for charming Czech chars 

cleaning crappers in bars 

badly foul'd by brown’d bowels 

("Bounty Towel'd...? Bloody aals!) 

Al allows in Al’s Salsa.

D's for drei dozen dowels 

used deploying dry towels, 

towels consumed by Czech charwomen 

chary of bowels, 

bowels betray'd by the aals 

("...BHA'd by the aals...?") 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

E's for erudite e-mails 

each evening mail'd females 

detain'd dragging dowels, 

drilling cores, dress'd in cowls, 

all consumed by chic charwomen 

cautious 'round bowels,
bowels betray'd by the aals 

("...ballonet'd by the aals...?") 

Al allows in Al’s Salsa.

F's for flat files 

flaunting feminine wiles 

mail'd (in error!) in e-mails 

to educate females 

who drill down through dowels, 

dandy cores for crimp'd t*w*ls 

(spelt employing orthography 

using no vowels), 

towels consumed by Czech chars 

cleaning bathrooms in bars -- 

biker bars (bars dubb'd "Bubba's" 

or "Jolly Jack Tar's") 

whose bartenders 'n' bouncers...? 

Best kept behind bars --

big bars badger'd 'n' bother'd 

'n' browbeat by bowels, 

bowels betray'd by the aals 

("...Beaujolais'd by the aals...?) 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

G's, by golly, by gosh, 

for gum gnarl'd 'n' gnosh'd 

by twin dumb femme fatalettes 

whose wiles fill porn files 

mail'd in error by e-mail, 

enjoining each female, 

"Keep drilling those dowels, 

darn ya’ll!" -- [Deftly drill'd dowels 

provide cores for the towels, 

and the ladies who drill, 

christen'd "Whores de la Towels," 

Al calls "borers of dowels"] -- 

mostly dowels for the towels, 

cloths consumed by chic chars 

(who arrive in fine cars) 

chary -- very! -- of bowels, 

bowels betray'd by the aals 

("...buerre manie'd by the aals...?") 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

H...? For haberdash'd hats 

hiding hundreds of cats 

whose guts ghouls grind for gum 

gaily gnosh'd by some dumb 

femme fatalettes whose wiles 

found (unfilter'd!) in files 

mail'd in error in e-mails 

to estrogen’d females 

who drill all those dowels -- 

done as cores for the towels, 

cloths consumed by chain'd chars 

forced to check any bowels 

badly trod on by aals 

("...blah-blah-blah'd by the aals...?") 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

I's for indigo isles -- 

drain'd by Indigo Niles 

running through 'em like aisles --

I've inhabited, miles 

from the hundreds of hats 

hiding hundreds more cats 

from whose guts gals get gum 

gnosh'd...again, clumsy dumb 

femme fatalettes whose wiles 

are finess'd in fat files 

mail'd in error in e-mails

to employees – females! – 

who drill all those dowels 

(disregard, please, their scowls) 

dowels consumed by chic chars, 

cool as cuc- ( * * * 

* * * * * ) bowels 

be'n' betray'd by the aals 

("...Beau Marche'd by those aals...?") 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

   
    * Syllables indicated by asterisks represent 

a lacuna of eight beats occurring in the original.

J's just the jails 

justly jamm'd by the males 

now indicted for stealing

(plea's in; they're appealing) 

those hoards of fedoras 

'neath which hide Angoras 

grim goons change to gum...

...once again, here's those dumb 

femme fatalettes whose wiles 

folks find featured in files 

mail'd (correctly!) by e-mails 

to three males -- all key males -- 

who drill all those dowels, 

at day's end, cores for towels, 

towels consumed by crazed chars...

chars still chary of bowels, 

bowels betray'd by the aals 

("...Ballantrae'd by those aals...?") 

Al allows in Al's Salsa.

K's for…("Hey! Pis aller!")