Repost: The No "No Nonsense!" Guy

Who's bit thrice but not shy...?
Who's, though smitten, still spry...?
Who sports mittens -- no tie...?
The No "No nonsense!" Guy.
     Who takes sides at the Y...?
Who confides, "I'm a spy"...?
Who's tried trisecting pi...?
The No "No nonsense!" Guy.
     Who loves Laurie, loathes Fry; 
disses Christian, digs Bligh;
Googles K Ophir (Shai)...?
The No "No nonsense!" Guy.

     Who chugs canteens of chai

with pastramis on rye,

then cries, "Let 'em eat pie!"...?

The No "No nonsense!" Guy.

     Who sings, "B'ruch...Adonai..."

before sundown each Fri...?

(You might give that a try: 

you're no "no nonsense!" guy.)