Bogart in Hell (Unpub)

      (Day 9) 
 
Fred C. Dobbs: "If you're plannin' on smokin' them cigars, you'll need matches. Where's your matches...? Let's see 'em."
 
Gold Hat: "Matches...? We ain't got no matches. We don't need no matches. I don't have to show you no stinkin' matches." 
 
     (Day 736) 
 
Fred C. Dobbs: "If you're as poor as you claim, your serapes should be full o' patches. Where's your patches...? Let's see 'em.
 
Gold Hat: "Patches...? We ain't got no patches. We don't need no patches...  
 
     (Day 82,054) 
 
Fred C. Dobbs: "If you'd just come from Ash Wednesday services, your foreheads would be smudged with ashes. Where's your ashes...? Let's see 'em."
 
Gold Hat: "Ashes...? We ain't got no ashes…
 
     (Day 9,998,976,003) 
 
Fred C. Dobbs: "If your compadres were actual members of the Italian Socialist Party, they'd be Fascists. Where's your Fascists...? Let's see 'em.”
 
Gold Hat: "Fascists...?”
 
     (Day 6,392,875,620,395,847) 
 
Fred C. Dobbs: "If you keep insistin' on sashayin' around in them skimpy two-piece bathin' suits, you'll need pageants. Where's your pageants...? Let's see 'em...
 
Gold Hat: “…” 
 
     (Day 83,492,736,574,839,283,759,293)
 
Fred C. Dobbs: "If you're really Muslims you’ll need hajjes. Where's your hajjes...?"