Is Ellen Barkin'...? (Unpub)

Oliver’s hearty.
(Was Eliott ghoul’d…?)
They say Ben was blue.
Orville…? Wilbur…? Both right…?
As for Jeanne: D’Arc…and light,
while Olivia’s wild.
Oscar…? Wild as well. Barney…? Frank.
(Barry’s not white.)
 
Betty’s white. Joel is grey.
Went Felicia too far…?
With whom’s Debra been messing…?
(I know Roslyn’s kind.)
People ask, “Will Jim back us…?”
Dame May…? Always witty.
That Jack was no lemon
most researchers find.
 
Immanuel can’t,
though I'm promised James can.
We’ve seen Christopher walkin,’
and PDQ’s back.
Plus, I'm told that George went,
and that Kevin’s still spacey.
(Proactive celebrities…?
Never a lack.)
 
We’re sure Ron’s not silver.
(Was Lorne ever green…?)
John and William both hurt.
I can see Sharon’s small.
Irene…? Done. Edna…? Best.
But how crabby was Buster…?
How wooly was Monte…?
(Lucille was no ball.)
 
Natalie would,
although Coach Morgan wouldn.’
Michael J….? Foxy!
Was David not lean…?
As for Grange, Grooms and
Schoendienst…not one of ‘em’s red.
And I think Pink is pink…
if you know what I mean.
 
Cesar’s frank, Kwami’s brown,
although Dawn isn’t French.
Jack and Lewis aren’t black,
either. Who says George burns...?
We know Judith’s not light.
Folks claim Buddy was rich,
and I’m sure Fred was friendly…
But now it’s your turn.