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Tuesday, August 17, 2021

I Get 'Em Confused (Unpub)

Barney Frank and Bernie Sanders…?
One’s a crank and one meanders.
Both loathe drama – Shaw’s, Menender’s.
Bernie Frank and Barney Sanders.
 
Barnie Fracken; Burney Sand.
The one burns bright; the other's bland.
And both (please don’t misunderstand)
are li’ble to get out of hand.
 
Sandor Frankel; Barnhard Burns.
The first backs burial in urns
and plumps for stuff the second spurns.
They both would teach, though neither learns.
 
Sandy Frankburne, barberer --
in former life an arborer –
is now of thieves a harborer…
(And sand, of course, is far from fur.)
 
Sandra Bernhard; Binnie Barnes.
One unravels; t’other darns –
and neither gathers into barns.
(But aren’t y'all list’ners sick o' yarns…?)

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