Barney Frank and Bernie Sanders…?
One’s a crank and one meanders.
Both loathe drama – Shaw’s, Menender’s.
Bernie Frank and Barney Sanders.
Barnie Fracken; Burney Sand.
The one burns bright; the other's bland.
And both (please don’t misunderstand)
are li’ble to get out of hand.
Sandor Frankel; Barnhard Burns.
The first backs burial in urns
and plumps for stuff the second spurns.
They both would teach, though neither learns.
Sandy Frankburne, barberer --
in former life an arborer –
is now of thieves a harborer…
(And sand, of course, is far from fur.)
Sandra Bernhard; Binnie Barnes.
One unravels; t’other darns –
and neither gathers into barns.
(But aren’t y'all list’ners sick o' yarns…?)
One’s a crank and one meanders.
Both loathe drama – Shaw’s, Menender’s.
Bernie Frank and Barney Sanders.
The one burns bright; the other's bland.
And both (please don’t misunderstand)
are li’ble to get out of hand.
The first backs burial in urns
and plumps for stuff the second spurns.
They both would teach, though neither learns.
in former life an arborer –
is now of thieves a harborer…
(And sand, of course, is far from fur.)
One unravels; t’other darns –
and neither gathers into barns.
(But aren’t y'all list’ners sick o' yarns…?)
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