Literatchatskis (Past)

The "Jane L'Austin Space" 
     Active Girl Astronaut Adventure Book Series for Early Readers
The BrontëSoeurs 
     19th-Century Neo-Jurassic Finger Puppet Theatre Ensemble
The Flying Chaucer
     Middle English Frizbee ("Canterbury or Bust!" Pilgrimage Edition)
The Alexander DuMasque
     "Who's That Fourth Musketeer" Makeup & Disguise Kit  
The Ralph Waldo EmerSunshades –
     Klip-On Specs for Transcendentalist "Kool Kats"
The William FaulkNerf
     Southern Sportsman "Sound & Furry" Bat & Ball Set
The Wolfgang von Girtha
     "Size Does Matter" Erectile Enhancement Cream (Proof of Age Required)
The Ernest HemingWeights
     Literary He-Man Exercise Dumb Bells
The Henrik IbScent 
     Woman's Lib 3-Fragrance Aroma Therapy Kit: Specify "Hedda," "Nora" or  “Helene” Essence
The James Joystick
     "Pubs O' Dublin" Video Game Accessory, Batteries Included
The Jack Kerouaction Figure
     with Smokeable Beatnik "On the Road" Fashion Togs
The Harper Leevis
     Fashion Jeans for Junior Jems & Schoolgirl Scouts
The MolieAirhorn
     Misanthropic Coed-Control Campus Security Device
 The Vladimir NaboKoffee Mug
     (comes in 1- & 1.5-Lolitre Sizes)
The Eugene O'Kneeler
     Freshman Confessional Priedieu
The Edgar Allen Poegostick
     with Beating Telltale Heart Bounce Counting Sound Chip
The A. T. Quiller-CouchPotato
     Lit Crit Trivia Game for the Armchair Intellectual
The Jean-Jacques RousSoap-On-A-Rope 
     Bath & Shower Bar
The J. D. SalinJersey
     "Franny and Zooey" Unisex Fashion T
The Henry David ThoreauRug
     Dorm Room Accessorizer
The Miguel de UnamuNosering
     Body Piercing Kit
The Gore ViDoll
     Non-Gender-Specific Role Play Figure (Vidollhouse Sold Separately)
The Virginia WoolfWhistle
     Girl-Power Anti-Masher Campus Cop Alert (Assault & Battery Not Included)
The Malcolm X-Ray-Vision
     "Rap A Round, Rapper Hound" Sunglasses (get a pair by any means necessary!)
The William Butler Magic Yeat-Ball
     Divination Globe -- inexpensive, though not Innishfree.
The Emile Zolar 

     Green Power Source Battery Recharger for the Young Climate Activist