Q:__________________...?
A: Ask again anon, Aristotle:
answers, as always, are
all askew and awry.
Q:______________________...?
A: Before blatantly beginning
bothersome badgering, Boethius,
better briefly bow.
Q: ______________________...?
A: Candidly, conditions continue
cloudy, Copernicus. Can’t currently
comment.
Q:
________________________...?
A: Dubiosity’s definitely done, dis-
pelled! (Does Dr. Descartes doubt…?
Dammit, Doc! Don't! Dig...?!)
Q: _______________________...?
A: Enfin, Einstein, E equals ‘erratic.’
enigmatically.
Q:
___________________________...?
A: ‘Fraid frequency’s failing, Fridugisus.
Follow-up forthwith -- Friday fortnight,
f‘rinstance.
Q:
___________________________...?
A: Generally, Galileo, generating gross
grilling gets guys' gonads gainsaid.
Q:
_______________________...?
A: Holy ho-hum, Herr Heidegger!
heckling hardly helps, huh…?)
Q:
__________________...?
A: Input’s inferior, Isidore. Its
interpretation is, I imagine,
incomplete.
Q:
__________________...?
A: Jabberwocky’s just jargon,
Jung…jamais!
Q:
_______________...?
A: Kindly, Kierkegaard,
kill kinky koans.
Q:
_____________...?
A: Ludicrous, Leibniz!
Let’s (like) liaise later,
Q:
___________________...?
A: Merlin...? Maybe Monday.
Meantime, Mr. Moue, mark
my mouth: “Moo-oo-oot!”
Q: _________________________...?
A: Nope, not now, Nostradamus.
Nearer noon…? Nyet! Next November…?
Q:
____________________...?
A: Oracles…? Obscure, Origen.
Omens…? Outre.
Q:
__________________...?
A: Please, Plato: pray put proper
Q:
___________________...?
A: Quiet, Quine! Quit querying!
Quash queer questions qua
quarrels.
Q:
_________________...?
A: Request roundly rejected,
Rousseau. (Right! Really!)
Q:
_________________...?
A: Sorry, Socrates. Should’a
said somethin’ sooner.
Q:
_______________...?
A: ‘Tis truly tough to tell,
Teilhard. Try this time
tomorrow.
Q:
_________________...?
A: Unanswerable, Unamuno…
unless…
Q:
_____________...?
A: View’s vague, Vico…
very! Vamos!
Q: ______________...?
A: Well would we wonder
why, Wittgenstein.
Q: ______________...?
A: Xenophon…? Xeno-…
Q: ____________________...?
A: Yesterday's yammering, Yockey,
yields you your yearned-for
Q: _______________...?
A: Zeno…? Zeno…?!
Zzzzzz…zzzz…zz…z...zz...z...
A: Ask again anon, Aristotle:
answers, as always, are
all askew and awry.
A: Before blatantly beginning
bothersome badgering, Boethius,
better briefly bow.
A: Candidly, conditions continue
cloudy, Copernicus. Can’t currently
comment.
A: Dubiosity’s definitely done, dis-
pelled! (Does Dr. Descartes doubt…?
Dammit, Doc! Don't! Dig...?!)
A: Enfin, Einstein, E equals ‘erratic.’
enigmatically.
A: ‘Fraid frequency’s failing, Fridugisus.
Follow-up forthwith -- Friday fortnight,
f‘rinstance.
A: Generally, Galileo, generating gross
grilling gets guys' gonads gainsaid.
A: Holy ho-hum, Herr Heidegger!
heckling hardly helps, huh…?)
A: Input’s inferior, Isidore. Its
interpretation is, I imagine,
incomplete.
A: Jabberwocky’s just jargon,
Jung…jamais!
A: Kindly, Kierkegaard,
kill kinky koans.
A: Ludicrous, Leibniz!
Let’s (like) liaise later,
A: Merlin...? Maybe Monday.
Meantime, Mr. Moue, mark
my mouth: “Moo-oo-oot!”
A: Nope, not now, Nostradamus.
Nearer noon…? Nyet! Next November…?
A: Oracles…? Obscure, Origen.
Omens…? Outre.
A: Please, Plato: pray put proper
A: Quiet, Quine! Quit querying!
Quash queer questions qua
quarrels.
A: Request roundly rejected,
Rousseau. (Right! Really!)
A: Sorry, Socrates. Should’a
said somethin’ sooner.
A: ‘Tis truly tough to tell,
Teilhard. Try this time
tomorrow.
A: Unanswerable, Unamuno…
unless…
A: View’s vague, Vico…
very! Vamos!
A: Well would we wonder
why, Wittgenstein.
Q: ______________...?
A: Xenophon…? Xeno-…
Q: ____________________...?
A: Yesterday's yammering, Yockey,
yields you your yearned-for
A: Zeno…? Zeno…?!
Zzzzzz…zzzz…zz…z...zz...z...
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