New Magic 8-Ball Partial DIY Q&A (Past)

Q:__________________...?
A: Ask again anon, Aristotle:
answers, as always, are
all askew and awry.
 
Q:______________________...?
A: Before blatantly beginning
bothersome badgering, Boethius,
better briefly bow.
 
Q: ______________________...?
A: Candidly, conditions continue
cloudy, Copernicus. Can’t currently
comment.
 
Q: ________________________...?
A: Dubiosity’s definitely done, dis-
pelled! (Does Dr. Descartes doubt…?
Dammit, Doc! Don't! Dig...?!)
 
Q: _______________________...?
A: Enfin, Einstein, E equals ‘erratic.’
Every easy explanation ends
enigmatically.
 
Q: ___________________________...?
A: ‘Fraid frequency’s failing, Fridugisus.
Follow-up forthwith -- Friday fortnight,
f‘rinstance.
 
Q: ___________________________...?
A: Generally, Galileo, generating gross
grilling gets guys' gonads gainsaid.
 
Q: _______________________...?
A: Holy ho-hum, Herr Heidegger!
Honestly, haven’t heard. (However,
heckling hardly helps, huh…?)
 
Q: __________________...?
A: Input’s inferior, Isidore. Its
interpretation is, I imagine,
incomplete.
 
Q: __________________...?
A: Jabberwocky’s just jargon,
Jung…jamais!
 
Q: _______________...?
A: Kindly, Kierkegaard,
kill kinky koans.
 
Q: _____________...?
A: Ludicrous, Leibniz!
Let’s (like) liaise later,
laddie.
 
Q: ___________________...?
A: Merlin...? Maybe Monday.
Meantime, Mr. Moue, mark
my mouth: “Moo-oo-oot!”
 
Q: _________________________...?
A: Nope, not now, Nostradamus.
Nearer noon…? Nyet! Next November…?
Nein! Numquam! (Never!)
 
Q: ____________________...?
A: Oracles…? Obscure, Origen.
Omens…? Outre.
 
Q: __________________...?
A: Please, Plato: pray put proper
philosophical posers politely.
 
Q: ___________________...?
A: Quiet, Quine! Quit querying!
Quash queer questions qua
quarrels.
 
Q: _________________...?
A: Request roundly rejected,
Rousseau. (Right! Really!)
 
Q: _________________...?
A: Sorry, Socrates. Should’a
said somethin’ sooner.
 
Q: _______________...?
A: ‘Tis truly tough to tell,
Teilhard. Try this time
tomorrow.
 
Q: _________________...?
A: Unanswerable, Unamuno…
unless…
 
Q: _____________...?
A: View’s vague, Vico…
very! Vamos!
 
Q: ______________...?
A: Well would we wonder
why, Wittgenstein.
Q: ______________...?
A: Xenophon…? Xeno-…
XII...XI...X...
Q: ____________________...?
A: Yesterday's yammering, Yockey,
yields you your yearned-for
“Yessir!s”
 
Q: _______________...?
A: Zeno…? Zeno…?!
Zzzzzz…zzzz…zz…z...zz...z...