MAGA pundidiot Bannon,
a short-temper'd, short-fused loose cannon,
spouts racist remarks
which doubtless cause sparks.
(I shudder to think what Steve's plannin.')
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| Steve Bannon |
FBI boss Kash Patel,
a conspiracy the'rist from hell,
like his prototype Hoover,*
will plot and maneuver.
(Does Clyde Tolson's name ring no bell...?)
*J. Edgar and his Number 2, Clyde,
were regularly -- conspiritorially or factually?) -- rumored to be much more than co-workers.)
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| Kash Patel |
When RFK Jr. talks "vacs,"
prepare too hear nonsense, not facts.
When his lies multiply,
no surprise: people die.
Here's the thing: Jr.'s King of the Quacks.
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| RFK Jr. |
Pete Hegseth reeks! Odors galore:
rotten-eggs-breath, leeks, road apples, more:
Pete leaves shite in his shorts,
while the White House reports
how Pete's gas smells of basilisk spore.
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Congress, an arm of Drumpf's Reich,
now's led by a Johnson* call'd Mike.
Mike's record is vile;
my review of his file
reveals zip, nada, nothing to like.
*Slang for male genitalia --
or maybe a used condom.
Drumpf's Chief of Naff Stephen Miller,
of Drumpf's '25 Project the pillar,
is Drumpf's clone of Roy Cohn.
Vile behavior he's shown --
while best known as "Community Killer."
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| Stephen Miller |
