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Saturday, May 24, 2025

Snarkstitutes! The Jubjub Bird

 


Jubjub 

Lewis Carrol's jubjub reportedly "will not look at a bribe." Uly Poe's jubjub...? Quite the opposite. 

Let's deputize and then advise
tough gals 'n' guys to gird 
each rump 'n' tail, then dump in jail 
the ur-schlub jubjub bird.
He's overdue for hard time, nu...?
(Reprieve...? Don't be absurd.)


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