Snarkstiltutes! The Kraken

 

Kraken 

Aged ten 'n' three, 

I Jack Tar'd be,
though yet I'm sea legs lackin.'

Part man, part whelp, 

I plan (you'll help...?) 

to kill the kelp-clad kraken: 

I, arm'd with guns 

'n' bullets (tons!),

bazookas, too, am packin.'