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Friday, May 16, 2025

Snarkstitutes! The Gorgon


 
Gorgon 

Gorgons are monsters with snakes for hair (and, in the case of this gorgon, shit for brains) who turn the unwary into stone by staring at them (as with a mugshot...?) 

Alack, it's true: one's jumping to 
conclusions reckon'd foregone 
ought not be done a jot -- when one 
goes gunnin' for a gorgon.
(Not only will he lie 'n' shill:
he'll grab a female organ.)

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