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Monday, September 29, 2025

"Pronouns, Shmonouns!" Confessions of a Culture-war-weary LGBTQIAphobe

'Til recently, 
were one call'd John 
or Jack or Joe  
or Jim, 
the pronouns folk 
would call upon 
were, as a rule, 
he/him. 
And we're one's name 
Babette or Bea, 
or Biddy call'd 
one were, 
the pronouns used, 
believe you me, 
were, on the whole, 
she/her. 
Now's heard they/them,
ze/zir, qui/quem...
All bore me 'til 
I'm numb.
(You ask me what 
MY pronouns are...? 
MY pronouns are 
ho/hum.)

Friday, September 19, 2025

Open Letter to Stephen Miller

Multi-millions moving east 
to occupy new spaces
mime millions more migrating north 
to settle in new places.
Where're you look -- in ev'ry nook -- 
smile sundry suntanned faces. 
Of greeting lines and welcome signs,
though, scarcely any traces. 

     (more to come; work in progress)

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Chary Choice; or, A Dozen Cooties in the Lard: Approaches to Chekhov's "The Cherry or Chard?"


(N.B.: The verses below treat only the first play in Chekhov's so-called "Fruits & Veggies" trilogy. The second and third dramas in his series, "La Pear e MusTARD" and "The Berry/ColLARD," will be featured and discussed in later poems.)


    Note 
world-weary playwright Sir Noël Cow-
ARD, 
     who 
not only penn'd 'em: in sev'ral he 
STARR'D.

     Then
check out top dramatist Czech Tom Stop-
PARD. 
     Full 
five of Tom's plays earn'd a Tony A-
WARD.

     No 
playwright but poet, Pierre de Ron-
SARD 
     from 
lists of tragedians ought to be 
BARR'D.

     How-
ever, tragedian Albee, Ed-
WARD
     made 
hay in the Theatre mis-named Ab-
SARD. 

     An 
Irish librettist was Shaw, George Ber-
NARD. 
     His 
spellings -- eccentric -- caught readers off-
GUARD.
      
     An
actor IN, author OF plays...? Sam Shep-
PARD. 
     In
both fields his work's held in highest re-
GARD.

     Most 
famous by far, tho'...Will Shakespeare -- the 
BARD. 
     His 
true name's uncertain; his plays live, un-
SCARR'D.  

     (I'll 
sing not of Gilbert the ur-Savo-
YARD 
     who with 
frenemy Sullivan skirmish'd 'n' 
SPARR'D.

    Nor De-
pardieu, Gerard -- no, nor Cyril Rich-
ARD.
     to 
pose that pair playwrights would prove a ca-
NARD.

     Did 
someone cite Shemp, Moe or Curly How- 
ARD...?  
     One 
might as well mention Pierre Abe- 
LARD...

     which 
leads me to Chekhov's "The Cherry or 
CHARD?" 
     where's 
proffer'd a choice -- tho' that choice isn't 
HARD.

     All 
chaps choosin' 'cherry' best be on their 
GUARD.
     If 
facin' such query, I'll choose to choose 
'CHARD.'

Thursday, September 4, 2025

The MAGAniloquentt Seventeen; or, The Cabinuts of Dr Pantload: #1 Thru #7

Here's the FCC's Chair 
Brendan Carr. 
Of fun folk on TV 
he's the Czar. 
From THIS face...? "Yay, free speech!"
From THAT face...? Overreach. 
Are both faces two-faced...? 
Yes, they are. 


Brendan Carr 



















This MAGA pundidiot 
Bannon, 
a short-temper'd, short-fused loose 
cannon, 
spouts racist remarks
which doubtless cause sparks. 
(One shudders to think what Steve's 
plannin.') 

Steve Bannon 
















New FBI boss Kash 
Patel, 
a conspiracy the'rist 
from hell, 
like his prototype Hoover,* 
will plot and maneuver. 
(Does Clyde Tolson's name 
ring no bell...?) 

*J. Edgar and his Number 2, Clyde, were regularly -- conspiritorially or factually...?) -- rumored to be much more than co-workers.) 

Kash Patel 




   














When RFK Jr. talks 
"vacs," 
prepare too hear nonsense, not 
facts. 
And when lies multiply, 
no surprise: people die. 
Here's the thing: Jr.'s King of the Quacks. 

 
RFK Jr.
















Pete Hegseth reeks! 
Odors galore: 
rotten-eggs-breath, leeks, road apples... More...?
Pete leaves shite in his shorts, 
while the White House reports 
how Pete's gas smells of basilisk spore. 

Pete Hegseth 


  
















The Congress, one arm of Drumpf's Reich, 
now's led by a Johnson* call'd 
Mike. 
Mike's record is vile; 
a review of his file 
reveals zip, nada, nothing to 
like. 

   *Slang for male genitalia -- or maybe a used condom. 

Mike Johnson 













Drumpf's Chief of Naff Stephen 
Miller,
of Drumpf's '2Project one 
pillar, 
is Drumpf's clone of Roy Cohn.
Vile behavior he's shown --
while best known as "Community Killer."

Stephen Miller
















It's Miller Time...But His Time Is Almost Up

  Poster carried at recent Wednesday Wave  Protest in Hampden