Steven
Miller calls it 'excrement.' Steve
Bannon calls it 'feces.' And to
Rubio, it's 'El Popo' (a
Cuban caca species.)
Speaker
Johnson calls it 'night soil,' while Pete
Hegseth says 'manure.' J.D.
Vance has call'd it 'coprolite.' Pam
Bondi's still unsure.
Sam A-
lito calls it 'dirt' or 'dung.' John
Roberts calls it 'stool.' Justice
Clarence Thomas calls it 'kaka-
poopie.' (Such a tool!)
Justice
Amy Coney Barrett calls it
'waste' or 'poop' or 'flit.' Lindsey
Graham calls it 'slops,' which is a
fancy word for shit.
Tulsi
Gabbard calls it 'midden,' while Russ
Vought refers to 'spoor.' Ms Mc-
Mahon calls it 'guano,' tho' I
cannot tell what for.
RF-
K just calls it 'doo-doo.' (Bobby's
just that kind of guy.) And Kristi
Noem...? She calls it 'loam.' Not even
she can tell you why.
Sean
Hannity refers to 'mist' -- the
Nazis did so, too. Meanwhile the
rest of 'em just call it 'scat.' (That's
what we wish THEY'D do.)
Coda
Lastly,
Eric the Dim, his voice
hoarse, adds 'le merde.'
"Disre-
gard! It's just him..." As, of
course, no one cared.
