January's rulest month:
those New Year's resolutions.
February...? Foolest month:
February...? Foolest month:
sad sonnet distributions.
March is the retoolest month,
a season of renewal.
April's now the crew'lest month.
April's now the crew'lest month.
(We've had our fill of cruel.)
May's the crepusculest month;
each dusk lands minutes later.
June's the out-of-schoolest month.
June's the out-of-schoolest month.
Sing "Later, alligator!"
July's the ducking-stoolest month,
each soaking more surprising.
August is the fuelest month.
The price of gas keeps rising.
September...
October is the ghoulish month...
November is the coolest month --
well, maybe fourth-most cool.
December is the yulest month.
King Wenceslaus finds fuel.
(in progress)
