"Reader, I married him."
So opens the last chapter of Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre. Attempting to piggyback on the success of that novel, several subsequent authors have begun the final chapters of their fictions by channeling Ms Brontë and paralleling her character's address to readers.
So opens the last chapter of Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre. Attempting to piggyback on the success of that novel, several subsequent authors have begun the final chapters of their fictions by channeling Ms Brontë and paralleling her character's address to readers.
(Book titles, authors' names and brief synopses of each literary effort to follow; a work in progress.)
"Reader, ma Mere knee'd him."
"Reader, might Cher bleed him...?"
"Reader, I parried him."
"Reader, I miscarried him."
"Reader, I serried him."
"Reader, I reburied him."
"Reader, I ferried him."
"Reader, I down Derry'd him."
"Reader, I harried him."
"Reader, I Glengarry'd him."
"Reader, I wherried him."
"Reader, I raspberried him."
"Reader, I tarried him."
"Reader, I Jim Carrey'd him."
"Reader, I air raid him."
"Reader, I dry sherry'd him."
"Reader, I fair maid him."
"Reader, I knobkerried him."
"Reader, I Fermi'd him."
"Reader, I Hail Mary'd him."
"Reader, I varied him."
"But, Reader, do I dare heed him...?"
