Singin' the Blues: A Thirteen-bar Alphabet

Azure 'n' Alice Blue, 
Baby 'n' Bice; 
Cornflower, Cobalt...
(Cerulean's nice). 
   Delft Blue 'n' Dodger Blue, 
blues play'd by Duke, 
plus blue is the hue of the 
blue whale's blue fluke. 
   Eton, Electric Blue, 
French 'n' Fluorescent. 
Glaucous, which acts as my  
antidepressant. 

   Haint, Honolulu, 

Havana Blue, nu...? 

Iris 'n' Indigo;

Jordy (the hue).  

   Klein Blue 'n' Lavender...

Midnight Blue, too. 

Navy 'n' Neon 'n' 

Non-photo Blue. 

   Oxford Blue, Prussian Blue, 

Persian 'n' Penn. 

(Stop! Have you heard enough...?

Simply say "When.")

   Process Blue, Powder Blue, 

Phthalo,  the pigment. 

Quacksalver's... Wait! THAT blue 

may be a figment. 

   Royal Blue, Robin's Egg Blue, 

Resolution. 

(Chalcanthite turns blue 

when dissolved in solution.) 

   Spanish Blue, Space Cadet, 

Silver Lake, Smalt. 

Sky Blue, Savoy, Sapphire... 

(What color's salt...?) 

   Teal Blue 'n' Turquoise 'n' 

Turin 'n' True. 

Thenard's Blue's aka Cobalt. 

(Who knew...?) 

   USAF Blue, 

UNESCO, UN. 

Uranian Blue...Wait! 

Did someone say "When"...? 

   Vista Blue. (W 

signals no blue --

no, nor neither does X, 

although Y 'n' Z do: 

   Yale Blue 'n' YinMn 'n' 

Zaffre Blue. Whew! 

(I forgot Lapis Lazuli. 

That's it: I'm through.)

The MAGAniloquent Seven (Plus Several): #8, Brendan Carr

   Meet 

FCC Chair Brendan Carr.

   Carr's of 

late-night TV hosts the Czar. 

   From Face 

One, "Go Free Speech!" 

   From Face 

Two...? Overreach.

   (And are 

both faces two-faced...? They are.) 

Brendan Carr