The Week of the Walrus & (JKL)

     J 

"The Walrus and the Jabberwock" 
from Tweedles issued not. 
"The Walrus and the Carpenter"'s 
what Dum and Dee begot.
Now: who'll defend the fool who penn'd

"The Walrus and the _______"...?* 

     *Yacht...Sot...Khat...Brät..Jot...

Lot...Knot...?

Scot...Blot...Cot...Motte...Plot...

Shot...Clot...? 

Bot...Dot...Tot...Pot...Spot...

Watt...Snot...? 

Schott...Flot...Gott...Zaht...Slot...? 

YOU decide. 

     K 

The walrus and the Kool-Aid guy, 

who smiles when condensation 

delimns a thin 'n' whimsy'd grin,

one lacking all causation, 

across his cherry-color'd puss, 

suspends my dehydration.

     L 

The walrus and Laocoön  

ill fortune overtakes.

"Like Indy Jones," the walrus moans, 

"before me, I hate snakes. 

They're so-o-o-o the pits!" Whereon he splits. 

Laocoön just shakes.