Dithyrambs in D
Here de-
buts (Doh!) Der DOTUS,*
Don Drumpf of Down D'ere,
of whose
of whose
op'randi modus
Dems duly forswear.
Yet one
Dems duly forswear.
Yet one
dares not dismiss
the despicable hair
of the
of the
dastardly Drumpf of Down
D'ere.
* Destroyer Of The United States
Dans Drumpf's
soul (what remains of it's
black as the night)
Drumpf en-
lists the fascisti
who haunt the far right
as Drumpf
who haunt the far right
as Drumpf
rants about hand size,
red ties, weight and height (!) --
does the
dim-witted Drumpf of Down
D'here.
During
Drumpf's premier term
Drumpf perversions rehears'd.
Now Drumpf
daily distributes
Drumpf's worst o' the worst.
(But what
motivates Drumpf's
duodenum to burst...?
Double
cheeseburgers -- dozens! -- down
dere.)
Don Drumpf
claims "the best words"
though deployin' 'em not.
Don Drumpf
grabs women's p*****s.*
(Drumpf's earlobe got shot.)
Don Drumpf
lusts after even his daughter --
a lot! --
does the
derelict Drumpf of Down
D'ere.
*Puritans read 'privates.'
Don Drumpf
takes to Our House
his demolishing bat
as Drumpf
makes of the U.S.
persona non grat'...
...yet Don
dons his "Make-Ev'rything-
Great-Again" hat --
does De-
stroyer Don Drumpf of Down
D'ere.
Denouement
But of
late, concerns great
Drumpf's deciding to share --
in faint
hopes of ascending
God's heavenly stair.*
Still, Drumpf's
duly -- though Drumpf will
construe it "unfair" --
doom'd to
dwell, 'til dawns Doomsday, down
d'ere."**
*Drumpf imagines, of course,
a heavenly escalator.*
**Hell aka The Inferno (and
considering the present context,
doubtless Dante's. Drumpf's
character qualifies him for
damnation to every ring.)
