Song for "No Kings" Saturday

We want no Greenland-buyin' kings. 
No Mayan or Hawaiian kings. 
We want no young-girl-eyein' kings. 
No Qatar-bribe-jet-flyin' kings. 
We want no vote-denyin' kings. 
No "I've-the-best-words"-cryin' kings. 
We want no hair-piece-dyein' kings... 
and surely no damn lyin' kings.