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Sunday, March 8, 2026

Trumporium; or, Defunct Donald's Relic Mart: A Sales Catalogue

Item #68 The Trump Tress
     4" long Steuben glass flute, 
with tiny cap T embossed at base, 
encased in 24-caret gold fittings 
and housing a single strand of 
Drumpf's signature locks. 
(Gold neck chain not included.) 
$1000.00 / 2 for $1500.00 
In CA and NY add 150% tarriff
Cash only / no returns 

Item #46 The Trump Tie
     1"-square fabric swatch clipped 
from Drumpf's signature lengthy red 
neckware, backed with 24-caret gold
safety pin and mounted on cushion 
of gold velour. Makes perfect patriotic MAGA lapel decor. 
$99.99 + $99.00 handling 
Hurry! Only 2 in stock

Item #103 The Trump Sharpie 
     Actual writing implement used by 
POTUS to correct faulty weather maps. 
$200.00 + all applicable sales taxes
Limit 25 per customer / Trump
desiccant pack sold separately 



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