Item #68 The Trump Tress
4" long Steuben glass flute,
with tiny cap T embossed at base,
encased in 24-caret gold fittings
and housing a single strand of
Drumpf's signature locks.
(Gold neck chain not included.)
$1000.00 / 2 for $1500.00
In CA and NY add 150% tarriff
Cash only / no returns
Item #46 The Trump Tie
1"-square fabric swatch clipped
from Drumpf's signature lengthy red
neckware, backed with 24-caret gold
safety pin and mounted on cushion
of gold velour. Makes perfect patriotic MAGA lapel decor.
$99.99 + $99.00 handling
Hurry! Only 2 in stock
Item #103 The Trump Sharpie
Actual writing implement used by
POTUS to correct faulty weather maps.
$200.00 + all applicable sales taxes
Limit 25 per customer / Trump
desiccant pack sold separately
