Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Sunday, January 11, 2026
Cheers for the Red, White & Blue
Don's MAGA baseball cap is red,
while everything around him's dead.
He says, "I say what Bibi said."
The business suits Don dons are blue.
Don's mantra's "What would Putin do...?"
(He's always quick to sue you, too.)
Don's di'persj -- X-tra LG -- are white.
He soils 'em -- sev'ral pairs! -- each night
while slouching ever further right.
while everything around him's dead.
He says, "I say what Bibi said."
The business suits Don dons are blue.
Don's mantra's "What would Putin do...?"
(He's always quick to sue you, too.)
Don's di'persj -- X-tra LG -- are white.
He soils 'em -- sev'ral pairs! -- each night
while slouching ever further right.
CODA
Don's Pentel -- like his soul -- is black,
miswielded by this maniac.
So: can we win our country back...?
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Composed and illustrated in 2019, each verse of poetaster Ulysses ("Uly") Poe's illuminated nonsense lyric "What A's ...
