Room For One More...? Eight Questions

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Should its foursome of founders

make space...?

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Would its granite withstand 

one more face...? 

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Should he soil 

that historical place...? 

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...?

Has the guy no shame  -- 

even a trace...?

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Would the move be approved 

by his base...? 

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Maybe Teddy or Abe 

he'd replace...?

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Should we scratch Tom or George, 

just in case...? 

Is there room on Mt. Rushmore 

for Donald...? 

Can the nation absorb 

more disgrace...? 

Boo Beyond Bunny; or, Jeer Your Own Super Bowl Half Time Entertainment

Attention, MAGA malcontents! 

Here's breaking news for you. 

To all who'd boo Bad Bunny,

here's a bunch more blokes to boo. 

It happens there's a raft of rappers 

waiting in the wings. 

You'll much prefer to jeer them, sir.

(What joy your hatred brings!)

Boo Awful Armadillo. 

Boo Beastly Bandicoot. 

Boo Clueless Capybara.
(Boo Disgusting Dog, to boot.) 

Boo Evil Earwig, Foul Flamingo,  

Ghastly Gekko. (Whew!)

Boo Horrible Hyena. 

(I'm not skipping Gruesome Gnu.) 

Boo Impossible Iguana. 
Boo Kitschy Kinkajou. 

(Were I to skip Jerkwater Jackel, 

what would be your view...?) 

Boo Lousy Lemur, Miserable 

Moose...and so it goes.

Boo No-good Narwhal -- he's the 

dude who sports that gnarly nose. 

Boo Outlaw Otter, Putrid Parrot,

Questionable Quail.

Boo Rotten Rodent, Sullied Snake...

...or is he still in jail...?

Boo Trashy Tadpole, 

Unrepentant Urchin, Vicious Vole.

Boo Wanton Wildebeest -- 

each craven creature lacks a soul. 

Boo Xenolithic Xoloitzcuitli, to be  sure. 

Boo Yellow Yak. 

Boo Z-grade Zack.

I'll NOT Kid Rock endure.