Someday I'll (Unpub)

Someday I’ll wish upon a stile,
a Gunn upon some someday isle.
My whim...? "I’d swim a someday mile,
could I but spy some someday pile.”
 

Someday I’ll switch some someday dial

and, pitching on the Someday Nile,
I'll window shop the someday aisle
and glean some genie’s someday vial.”

Someday I’ll find myself on trial,
accused of choosing something vile.
“I’m innocent! No sin! No guile,”
I’ll whine behind my someday smile.
 

Someday I’ll fill a someday file,

belles-lettres in some someday style.
And, as I scan its erster teil,
I’ll yell, “Excelsior!” the while.

At First a Lot + Tillies (Unpub)

     At first a little, then a 

lot 

     upon your wienie or your 

Brät.
     At first she can, but then can-

not, 

     treat MASD -- or dry 

rot – 

     in Binghamton and Endi-

cott.
     At first found in your flower 

pot, 

     mums migrate to a garden 

spot 

     where mornings chilly soon wax 

hot.
     At first Amin’s an Einstein…

NOT. 

     But nor is Id some idi-

ot 

     who neither tittle gives nor 

jot 

     about Ugandans chewing 

khat.

     At first flees Abram’s nephew 

Lot 

     from Sodom and Gomorrah’s 

motte.
     At first some amber oil – Ne-

mat...? -- 

     for you and for your oce-

lot,

     whom, on a dare, you dub Pol 

Pot 

     while chewing some renewing 

qat.
     At first you claim I’m talking 

rot, 

     how I’m just some sodding 

sot

     molesting ev'ry passing 

tot 

     But that ain’t me; that’s Ujay 

Bhat...

     or maybe Oliver Von 

Trott,
     who first remarks, with Scot James 

Watt, 

     the stark remark “X marks the 

spot,”
     which phrase Watt 'blazons 'cross his 

yacht.

     (Such firsts occur in Zhat Vash…?

NOT: 

     They issue from McCloud -- which…? 

Scott! -- 

     in issues of his comic 

Zot!) 

Asking The Answer Dude, Episode 42 (Unpub)

     Ms. Query Person: 

     So, Mister Answer Dude, can you tell me the real story in  

back of all those holes I see -- six rows of three alternating 

with four rows of two -- punctuating the pair of my saltines...?

     Mr. Answer Dude: 

     Those microscopic dimples displayed in elegant array 

across the face of your standard double cracker total 26 -- 

prior to the whole being crumbled into some soup or other. 

The 26 holes deliver a silent reminder of all the differing 

iterations of bouillons and borschts, of gumbos and gruels 

into which you could find yourself executing a crumble.

Soup's On!

 

Hola, Holoalpha! (Unpub)

'Pix* of zombie Jew knockin' in lead run
very quick puts an end to the game' 
mimics 'rhombicubocta-(Ben)-hedron.' 
(Both bazorgt be, to pangrams proclaim.)

 

     * Both the sentence and the word 

contained within single quotes above are 

pangramatic in that each contains all 

26 letters of the alphabet.

Uly Poe holding his own 26-sided
Archimedean solid shabbily constructed
using old copy paper, masking tape,
pencils and a chemical marker.