Stravinsky's / Navy's
skirts
lead to waves of transvestite en-
lead to waves of transvestite en-
listments
by Russian
com-
posers: their subsequent
posers: their subsequent
hazing's
a practice
which
hurts.
Elephants
/ Help! A
Sten!
Still, don't gun 'em! Jus' stun 'em: they've
left the preserve yet a-
Still, don't gun 'em! Jus' stun 'em: they've
left the preserve yet a-
gain.
A variant:
Elephants / lapse
then,
but we don't need no pachyderms when
but we don't need no pachyderms when
we've got tanks; nor lack we sperm whales,
men.
tin!
(Note that lewd recreational
camper-cum-luge Ygor's
camper-cum-luge Ygor's
in.)
* The Maestro's libidinous
Alphabets / bathe; pals / spelt
* The Maestro's libidinous
'Baha.'
Still I wept, having kept not one
vowel from the files: hold your
"ha-ha"!
rotten
weather: such snows those un-
fortunates seem to have
gotten!
Memory / Me…? Or
my
neural net: info coded, then
loaded in brain cells for use by and
neural net: info coded, then
loaded in brain cells for use by and
by.
Woody Allen / a lewd
loony.
The old goon married Soon Yi: Wood’s
potty, cartoony. (And
puny.)
Gilgamesh / "I l-_ _ _ ham,
eggs!"
"Oh, me, too -- over e-_ _ _ . Please to
order some!" Enkidu
begs.)
The Iliad…? / Ha! It
lied:
‘Twas young Hektor who lived and A-
chilles who (Homer sings)
died.
The Odyssey / doth (yes,
yes!)
say much more about Homer than
uninformed readers might
guess.
Death / "The
Da"
aka "Grounding Father," "Drop
Daddy" and "Ouch, Mein Pa-
pa."
Plays Well With Letters / Halt! Pretty swell
wiles!
We've ne’er seen chicaneries,
dissimulations and
cons penn’d in such sassy
styles.
John Falstaff / No 'f', 'j,’ hast
'laff.'
Thus Will's knight, when all's done, seems more
punny, less funny...more
naff.
Vaclav Havel / va-va-va-...
chell!
(That last word I've not heard. Be it
Czech…? (The dude's pecs ring a
bell.)
Florida's* / afro
slid.
Now some parts of her nape and left
earlobe show. (Once, they were
hid.)
* Actress Friebus
Certificate / fact
I re-
cite!
You’re a pup…? Just shut
loony.
The old goon married Soon Yi: Wood’s
potty, cartoony. (And
puny.)
eggs!"
"Oh, me, too -- over e-_ _ _ . Please to
order some!" Enkidu
begs.)
lied:
‘Twas young Hektor who lived and A-
chilles who (Homer sings)
died.
yes!)
say much more about Homer than
uninformed readers might
guess.
Da"
aka "Grounding Father," "Drop
Daddy" and "Ouch, Mein Pa-
pa."
wiles!
We've ne’er seen chicaneries,
dissimulations and
cons penn’d in such sassy
styles.
'laff.'
Thus Will's knight, when all's done, seems more
punny, less funny...more
naff.
chell!
(That last word I've not heard. Be it
Czech…? (The dude's pecs ring a
bell.)
slid.
Now some parts of her nape and left
earlobe show. (Once, they were
hid.)
* Actress Friebus
cite!
You’re a pup…? Just shut
up! (Rare's
the dog eru-
dite.)
Howdy, Doody! /
Who'd yoyo'd
D*...?
Which one spun -- jus' for fun – that ol'
clown up and down...? (It weren’t
me.)
Which one spun -- jus' for fun – that ol'
clown up and down...? (It weren’t
me.)
*D's for 'Drumpf.'
Pensacola! / Lo!
Cana-
pes:
they appear to've wash’d ashore amidst El
Golfo's heavy
seas.
Illinois / Is I
ill...?
No!
(Though Peoria's playlist* I'll
gladly fore-
go.)
* "Will it play in Peoria...?" – but
pes:
they appear to've wash’d ashore amidst El
Golfo's heavy
seas.
No!
(Though Peoria's playlist* I'll
gladly fore-
go.)
* "Will it play in Peoria...?" – but
is that a question ask'd anymore...?
Attila the Hun,
/ tha' late I
hunt,
Candid Camera hath caught. (You da
man, Allen
Funt!)
Monster...? / Mr. T's
one!
(Though less the Hun: more
jus' for
fun.)
America / “I'm
a
race:
See me run. 'Til I'm done, I'll not
stay in one
place.”
Gregorian Chant
/ Can it hang
Roger*…?
It fail’d to hoist Hoyt,**
hunt,
Candid Camera hath caught. (You da
man, Allen
Funt!)
one!
(Though less the Hun: more
jus' for
fun.)
race:
See me run. 'Til I'm done, I'll not
stay in one
place.”
Roger*…?
It fail’d to hoist Hoyt,**
that Los Angeles
Dodger.
* Maris ** Wilhelm
Mitt Romney / "Not
my time."
-- R.
("I'd an Edsel be, were I some
futile American
car.")
Duke Ellington/ I'd not kneel,
lug --
though I'd gladly grant Edward one
hot-jazzy Harlemesque
hug.
Walt Disney: / Deny it's
law...
that some rodents here (some
Dodger.
* Maris ** Wilhelm
-- R.
("I'd an Edsel be, were I some
futile American
car.")
lug --
though I'd gladly grant Edward one
hot-jazzy Harlemesque
hug.
law...
that some rodents here (some
ducks, too) are regarded with
awe.
Doc Martin / MD or
antic...?
He be bōt' -- on the Cornish (i.
Napoleon’s / one’s
pal...?
Not since Waterloo'd laid our lad
(Elba remain’d his pad)
low.
Roosevelt / Vote R...?
(We're not wrong: Frank holds strong lib'ral
views.)
Abraham Lincoln: / All bain, no
charm...*
claim the Rebs: "Freein' slaves wreaks -- on
us -- some consid'rable
* Or, “all brain 'n' macho” (?)
Senator /
Treason*
When's this guy lose his seat...? When hell
turns off the heat, causin’
* Refers to many current and recent GOP pols.
Picasso / A sop
(sic) –
I mis-misspell. (How hyper-cor-
rections appear fast 'n'
thick!)
Sherlock Holmes / "Hel-lo!"
(S.H.
mocks ‘er.)
She's a pekingese, Sherlock...no
pitbull, basenji or
boxer.
"Lewis Carroll: / roc' swill."
-- Lear
"His allure to the little ones
(girls) runs to 'snark hunts,' I
hear."
Aesop / A
awe.
antic...?
He be bōt' -- on the Cornish (i.
Not since Waterloo'd laid our lad
(Elba remain’d his pad)
low.
(We're not wrong: Frank holds strong lib'ral
views.)
charm...*
claim the Rebs: "Freein' slaves wreaks -- on
us -- some consid'rable
* Or, “all brain 'n' macho” (?)
Treason*
When's this guy lose his seat...? When hell
turns off the heat, causin’
(sic) –
I mis-misspell. (How hyper-cor-
rections appear fast 'n'
thick!)
mocks ‘er.)
She's a pekingese, Sherlock...no
pitbull, basenji or
boxer.
-- Lear
"His allure to the little ones
(girls) runs to 'snark hunts,' I
hear."
pose...?
Thus-named fabulists may have lived;
who they were no one now
knows.
Oprah Winfrey / Why pine for
Ra
when you’ve snagg'd you a Stedman…? (Ha-
ha!)
Lady Gaga'll / gag
y'all,
(Her couture...? Not demure. Most con-
cur: Gaga’s draggily
clad.)
Sarah Palin / rash --
in a
lap.
For someone so slick, poli-
schtickin' in lipstick's a
snap.
Dante /
Thus-named fabulists may have lived;
who they were no one now
knows.
Ra
when you’ve snagg'd you a Stedman…? (Ha-
ha!)
(Her couture...? Not demure. Most con-
cur: Gaga’s draggily
clad.)
lap.
For someone so slick, poli-
schtickin' in lipstick's a
snap.
ante'd;
his Commedia won. Since then,
Alighieri's a-
vanti'd.
Editorials / to Dis-
raeli
record callous critiques of not
only Will’s* bull but Will's
ceili.
*
William Gladstone,
Ben’s nemesis
Jesus Christ / J! (Such is
rest.
More than Peck's better boy, young J
C be Da's absolute
best!)
Moby Dick / my bock I'd
__ (blank)____...
whilst I'd shun peg-leg'd captains, har-
poonists 'n' white whales who
drank.
Madonna / Damn!
(On a...
whole 'nother note, who'll on
this lady dote (say) ma-
ñana...?)
A. A. Milne / I...? Me...?
Anal...?
(Dick shall not touch my tomes, though a
semi-illiterate
Jane'll.)
Cervantes / Can't
verse...
render tiresome no-
vellas more
terse...?
Nightmare / arming the
What might
his Commedia won. Since then,
Alighieri's a-
vanti'd.
raeli
record callous critiques of not
only Will’s* bull but Will's
ceili.
Ben’s nemesis
rest.
More than Peck's better boy, young J
C be Da's absolute
best!)
__ (blank)____...
whilst I'd shun peg-leg'd captains, har-
poonists 'n' white whales who
drank.
(On a...
whole 'nother note, who'll on
this lady dote (say) ma-
ñana...?)
Anal...?
(Dick shall not touch my tomes, though a
semi-illiterate
Jane'll.)
verse...
render tiresome no-
vellas more
terse...?
What might
preschoolers do with a
tank...?)
A variant
Nightmare! / Arm the
Fill that cup 'n' it's
up -- re: "the
jig."
Carl Sagan / nags
"Join our trip. Bound's this
ship for New
Terra."
* It turns out the astronomer
sported something of an anachronistic
Jones for the "It" Girl, Miss Bow.
Underdog /
'til a,fresh round of
war cries get
sounded.
Pat Riley / liar-
We were warn’d to dis-
credit Pat's
hype.)
tank...?)
Fill that cup 'n' it's
up -- re: "the
jig."
"Join our trip. Bound's this
ship for New
Terra."
sported something of an anachronistic
Jones for the "It" Girl, Miss Bow.
'til a,fresh round of
war cries get
sounded.
We were warn’d to dis-
credit Pat's
hype.)
