Carpe Diembryo! Another Trio of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Dreggnet & Other Drama Queens

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   Sgt. Joe Friedegg

  "Dreggnet"...? Gone
   but not forgotten:

   TV cops still

   nick eggs rotten.

J. Egger

While brandishing
his double barrel,

Hoeuffer'd don

his gay apparel.

 

Tyrannosaurus Reggs

One King of Lizards.

(And, what's more,

one maritime 

eggthyosaur.)

Carpe Diembryo! Another Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Zbeggniew & Other Poeufonalities

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   Zbeggniew

Dame Eggna

Pegguins

'58 Eggsel

Tartoeuffe

Carpe Diembryo! A Third of a Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Eggkimbo & Other Postures

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   Eggkimbo

   We need not think
   somebody told 'em.

   Cagey eggs know 

   when to fold 'em.

 Boeuferism

 Says Donald Drumpf,

"I would have sworn

 Obama must be

 Kenyan-born."

 Tryptegg

 A painting with

 tripartite panels;

 each one Francis

 Bacon channels.

  R.I.P.

  Here's how Eitalian eggs

  bury dead noce 

 (their walnuts defunct):

 "Regguieggscat in Poachè."

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Smoeufs & Aieggs

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 Two Smoeufs 

 This one is blue.
 That one's blue, too.
 Which one's for you...?
 I haven't a clue.

   

  Two Aieggs

  Aieggs-en-provence 'n' Aieggs-la-chapelle:

  one's mostly white 'n' yolk; one is a shell --

  eneggmatic'lly speaking, one whale of a shell,

  while the other's a dendritic cell's organelle.

Carpe Diembryo! An Eggcentregg Ovaview Eggstra

 

 The 'Ei's Have It* 

 JFK said, 

"Ich bin Ein Berliner,"*
 a Cold-War speech 

 demanding pluck and guts.
 Dumpty Drumpf says, 

"Egg bin nEin der wEiner,"** 
 showing, Drumpf's claim notwithstanding,

 he's a putz. 

 

 *"I'm an egg from Berlin." 'Ei' is egg 

  in German. MAGAE's short for Megg

  Ameregga Grade A Eggain.            . 

 **"I am NOT a dork."

Carpe Diembryo! Another Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: The NBEgg & Other RoeBots

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 Eggual Rights

 Neggative Space

 

Neggligegge

 Sheggquille

 Spegghetti

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Breggsit & Eggcordion

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Eggcordion 

Eggsceptionl eggs 

my Minorca's been layin.'

Eggsample: this one 

renders "Lady of Spayin.'"

Breggsit 

Brits to EU bid "Adieu!

We can no longer stay with yieu.

Take back your euros. So long, Sammy!

See ya Monday in Miami!"

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Shegg & Spectacles

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  Shegg, Rattle 'n' Roell

 Gramma swoons while Grampa vomits.
 New recording by the Comets...?
 Yep. (Bill Haley is to blame:
 he craves his quarter hour o' fame.)

 Speggtacles

Carpe Diembryo! A Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Knock'd Up & Mutiny

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 Knock'd Up

 
 One is 'preggers'; one's 'eggspecting.'
 (Both emotion'lly affecting.)
 One's from circa '48;
 the neggt's a bit more up-to-date.

 Mutiny

 Captain Quegg, a nervous wreck,

 three titmouse eggs as stress balls grips.

 He'll no more haunt the quarterdeck:

 that berry biz* gave Quegg the yips!

     *The infamous incident aboard the Caine   concerning some frozen strawberries.

Runcibl'd Spooner: Bartleby

Melville's tale is good, if odd:
"Bartleby the Scrivener."
Jean Paul's lot...? Grant gifts from God:
Sartre'll be the Brivener.

     *'Briven' in Uganda means 'godgiven.'

Carpe Diembryo! Another Eggcentregg Ovaview: Poeuforations

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Poeuforations

"Hystereggs be my plight," sighs she,
"what with my hystereggtomy."
"Small peanuts! Lookee here," harps he,
"and "Ei"* my appendeggtomy!"

     *'Ei' is German for egg. Here it puns the English verb eye meaning to look at closely.