Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Adoeuf & Other Heroes

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    Adoeuf 

    

    This other Adoeuf's being tried;
    his hEinousness had horrified
    the world. How many millions died
    as Eiggman preggticed ovacide...?

Kurds 'n' Huevos...?

Who's first 

in Eggypt's sultinate...?

'Tis him: 

Egg Saladin* the Great!

     *Saladin was of Kurdish ethnicity.

 Proeteggtion

 One's sexual

 impromptus quondam

 egg one on:

"Engegge a condom!"

Carpe Diembryo! Three More Eggcentric Ovaviews: Zorroe & Other Dandies

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      Poeuff

      He lived by the sea

      nigh Jelly Bo Lee.

      A dreggon was he,

      and meggic (though twee).

   Pytheggoras

   His dad's a cad from Belarus.
   His mom...? A common Samos goose.
   To Greeks who're geeks he'll introduce
   the archiform'd hypotenuse.

 

 Zorroe

 Prior to flègging*  
 as Don de la Vegga,

 he marketed eggs

 in his tio's bodegga.

     *An ovoidal variant of 'flèching,'

       a classic fencing move.

Carpe Diembryo! Another Nine Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Stregghe & Other Neggromanteggs

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      Roelodeggs

      

      My Roelodeggs lists, A through Z,

      Rhoede Eisland Reds who lay for me.

      All Australorps appear there, too --

      as Dominiques and Leghorns do.

 "Roemeo & Juliegg"

  William Sheggspeare

  wrote it;

  a pair of eggs

  emote it.

   

   Umberto Eggo

   He'll sign your book

   before he goes.

   He's dubb'd this prose

   "The Names of Roes."

  Pete Seegger

  In lieu of 

  a folksong

  he'll sing you 

  a yolksong.

Eggsquisite Corpse

Fold me once...? Hide a clue.*

Fold me twice...? Hide number two.

Fold me thrice...? Conceal from view

a wonder seen by but a few.

*Recall the adage "Fool me once: shame on you..." infamously mangled by George Bush.

 

 Eggphonesis 

 Leggsemes 

 not to be repeated...?

 "!)@(#*$&!..."

 [eggspletive deleted]

 Meggalangelo...? 

 The Egg-

 On-Knee 

 & The Eggs-

 To-Sea.

  Deggoration

  Festoon'd in a style known as

  Czeggosloveggian...

  ...if not Roemanian...

  ...or Broebdeggneggian...

  

Stregghe

Yo(lk), 

eggnobles!

Troells 

'n' troebles...?

Carpe Diembryo! Another Eggcentriegg Ovaview: Saint Eggnatius of Loyova

 

Eggseggesis 

Loyova's, fin'lly, on the map.
'Twas put there by this selfless chap.
But followers of Saint Eggnatius...?
Few more grasping 'n' rapacious.

Carpe Diembryo! Another Three Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Leggos & Other Eggsperiments

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Leggos

To flourish here,
meet one criterion:

be a native-born

Neggerian.

Alleggory

It's call'd Peggrim's Proegress.

Composed by John Bunyan,

its tale's of a heaven-bound egg,

not an onion.

Deliver Us From Ova 

It's called "The Tame Egg

of the Shrew."

From Sheggspeare's pen...

...but that you knew.

Carpe Diembryo! Another Trio of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Dreggnet & Other Drama Queens

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   Sgt. Joe Friedegg

  "Dreggnet"...? Gone
   but not forgotten:

   TV cops still

   nick eggs rotten.

J. Egger

While brandishing
his double barrel,

Hoeuffer'd don

his gay apparel.

 

Tyrannosaurus Reggs

One King of Lizards.

(And, what's more,

one maritime 

eggthyosaur.)

Carpe Diembryo! Another Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Zbeggniew & Other Poeufonalities

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   Zbeggniew

Dame Eggna

Pegguins

'58 Eggsel

Tartoeuffe

Carpe Diembryo! A Third of a Dozen Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Eggkimbo & Other Postures

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   Eggkimbo

   We need not think
   somebody told 'em.

   Cagey eggs know 

   when to fold 'em.

 Boeuferism

 Says Donald Drumpf,

"I would have sworn

 Obama must be

 Kenyan-born."

 Tryptegg

 A painting with

 tripartite panels;

 each one Francis

 Bacon channels.

  R.I.P.

  Here's how Eitalian eggs

  bury dead noce 

 (their walnuts defunct):

 "Regguieggscat in Poachè."

Carpe Diembryo! Another Pair of Eggcentregg Ovaviews: Smoeufs & Aieggs

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 Two Smoeufs 

 This one is blue.
 That one's blue, too.
 Which one's for you...?
 I haven't a clue.

   

  Two Aieggs

  Aieggs-en-provence 'n' Aieggs-la-chapelle:

  one's mostly white 'n' yolk; one is a shell --

  eneggmatic'lly speaking, one whale of a shell,

  while the other's a dendritic cell's organelle.

Carpe Diembryo! An Eggcentregg Ovaview Eggstra

 

 The 'Ei's Have It* 

 JFK said, 

"Ich bin Ein Berliner,"*
 a Cold-War speech 

 demanding pluck and guts.
 Dumpty Drumpf says, 

"Egg bin nEin der wEiner,"** 
 showing, Drumpf's claim notwithstanding,

 he's a putz. 

 

 *"I'm an egg from Berlin." 'Ei' is egg 

  in German. MAGAE's short for Megg

  Ameregga Grade A Eggain.            . 

 **"I am NOT a dork."

Carpe Diembryo! Another Five Eggcentregg Ovaviews: The NBEgg & Other RoeBots

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 Eggual Rights

 Neggative Space

 

Neggligegge

 Sheggquille

 Spegghetti