Second Week Of Advent, Day 2, Monday: Wee...

Sing along with 
   "Wee Freak'd Kings"

Second Week Of Advent, Day 1, Sunday: Choy...

Light two candles today and sing a chorus of 
   "Choy, Tooth, Off World" 

Broken: Pace Fats Waller

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First Week Of Advent Musical Liturgy, Day 7, Saturday: Gin...

Today's sacred hymn...?
   "Gin, Gull, Belle: Rock!" 

First Week Of Advent Musical Liturgy, Day 6, Friday: Holly...

As you light the week's single candle 

which stands in the middle of your wreath 

of ivy, why not join in a chorus or two of 

   "The Holly & The I.V." 

Bio In Brief: An Apologia

Uly Poe pens dogg'rel verse.
"'Tis fun," hums Uly, "I disburse."
The gamut runs from bad to worse.
The matter treated...? Plu-diverse --
most, postcards from his universe,
replies to grudges he must nurse.
My summary...? Let me be terse:
a blessing, largely. (Not a curse.)

'Fre(e/y)'-For-All

Says Joffrey to Geoffrey 
astride his pale palfrey.
"Life care-free I've never not sought."
Says Geoffrey to Joffrey,
"To get out of jail free,
bent referees have to be bought."
Says Joffrey to Geoffrey
from high in the belfry,
"For doodie-free life I have fought."
Says Geoffrey to Joffrey,
"If you'd be some fancy-free 
conferee, act as you ought." 

First Week Of Advent Musical Liturgy, Day 5, Thursday: Lettuce...

Here is today's seasonal hymn.
Everybody, sing! 

   "Lettuce...? No! Lettuce...? No! 

Lettuce...? No!" 

First Week Of Advent Musical Liturgy, Day 4, Wednesday: Okra's...

Today's musical liturgy features a 

favorite seasonal hymn of liturgists 

and vegetarians alike: 

   "Okra's Mystery." 

First Week Of Advent Musical Liturgy, Day 3, Tuesday: Sandy...

Today finds some Poe devotees caroling 

yet another seasonal favorite:

   "Sandy Closets Come Into Town." 

First Week Of Advent Musical Liturgy, Day 2, Monday: Ears...

During the week Poe's followers will also 

be heard singing this popular tune based 

on both well-known Old Testament lore 

as well as certain prominent facial parts: 

   "Ears, Gums, Antique Laws"