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The Maynee Yak |
Poet Poe pens nonsense verse. "Plus...phun," puns Uly, "I disburse." Its gamut runs from spam to worse. The po'sy posted...? Poe's diverse -- most, postcards from his universe, replies to grudges he must nurse. My summary...? Let me be terse: a mitzva, mostly. (Not a curse.)
Monday, December 8, 2025
Sunday, December 7, 2025
The Apparat Chicken (from "SympPOTUSsium...
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The Apparat Chicken (seen here operated by puppetmaster Putin) |
Saturday, December 6, 2025
Friday, December 5, 2025
Thursday, December 4, 2025
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
Monday, December 1, 2025
More Mildred Mimicry ("Hajj" Tamale)
Sing "Ho!" for the poet Ali ("Hajj") Tamale!
His papa's mestizo; his mama's Somali.
His nemesis...? Mono-. (His poetry's poly-)*:
the poet Ali ("Hajj") Tamale.
*Though the subjects of his verse
are varied, his primary antagonist
is always Drumpf.
"Hajj"'s madrigals, models of meter and rhyme
made with measures in 5/4 and 7/4 time,
are revered by both rustics and royals, by golly!
Plu-poet Ali ("Hajj") Tamale.
Tres beau be plu-poet Ali ("Hajj") Tamale,
here posing,* sans clothing, beneath his blue brolly.
My dad dubs him daffy but I think he's jolly --
the awesome Ali ("Hajj") Tamale.
*Image to come.
Ali's ma, a proponent of Swedish massage,
with his dad laid their lad in a neighbor's garage.
(She -- the mom -- is Islam; thus she nicknames him Hajj,
does the mommy of Ali Tamale.)
Plays a didgeridoo does the musicial "Hajj."
Toots a flute -- TWO flutes, nu...? -- in a sonic collage.
"Hajj," with Taylor and Taj,* heads one hot entourage --
does "Alific'onado" Tamale.
*Swift and Mahal
(work in progress)
Saturday, November 29, 2025
What Goes Around
Actual tie shorter than it appears.
Actual club slicier than it appears.
Actual hair wa-a-y weirder than it appears.
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