men cloth list

Men of the Cloth completed thus far: 
     (To view images of all finished 16" x 20" canvases, scroll down below this post or visit blog archive at bottom of home page and select specific items.) 

Roy Orbison + wide-wale corduroy = Corduroy Orbison
Antonio Banderes + neckerchief and bandana = Antonio Bandanas
Gerard Depardieu + adult diaper = Gerard Diaperdieu 
Bill Cosby + piece of non-medical gauze = Bill Gauzeby 
Edgar Allan Poe + khaki-color'd peau de soie = Edgar Allan Peau de Soie 

Burl Ives + burlap coffee sack = Burlap Ives
Fiorello La Guardia + Old Glory-motif'd cotton bunting = Fiorello Flaguardia
Ker Dullea + lace table runner = Kier Du Lace
Tiny Tim + Reynolds aluminum foil = Tiny Timfoil
Harrison Ford + faux bearskin = Harrison Fur'd

Noam Chomsky + 6-inch upholstery foam = Foam Chomsky
Tintin + remnant of shiny-surfaced cotton = Satintin
John Lennon + linen tablecloth = John Linen
Bill Murray + Marimekko-style cotton sheet = Bill Murrimekko
Kevin Garnet + NBA basketball net = Kevin GarNet

Bill O'Reilly + bed pillow = Pillow Riley
Denholm Elliott + stressed blue jeans = Denim Elliott
Che Guevara + crochet'd tablecloth = Crochet Guevara
Sir Fred Hoyle + section of oilcloth = Sir Fred Hoylecloth
George Gamow + piece of camouflage-pattern'd cotton = George Gamowflage

Sam-I-Am + embroidery sampler = Sampler-I-Ampler 
     (Other samplers not drawn on: Little Black Sampler, Son of Sampler, Uncle Sampler, Yosemite Sampler and Sampler the Shampler (and the Pharaohs) 
Henri Matisse + pieces of wrapping tissue = Henri MaTissue 
Vladimir Putin + tartan pattern'd plaid = Plaidimir Putin

Material Girls completed thus far:

Olive Oyl + a batiste remnant = Olive Voile

Men of the Cloth in progress:

Hermann Hessian
Franz Kalfskin 
Sackrates 
Denzel Washantung
David Ogden Stiersucker
Eamon de Valoura 
Clark Sable 
Clauth Rains 
Chiang kai Check
Cheesecloth of Nazareth 
Chenille deGrasse Tyson 
Cisco Kidskin
Calvin Crewelidge
Cho En-Lycra 
Cheviot Chase
Chenille O'Neill 
ChifFonzie
Captain Hookrug
Casey Stencil
Charlie "Yardbird" Parquet  
Cotton Mather 
Arthur Conan Doily
Sackclotherell Sitwell
Bath Matsterson
Arthur Vinyl Davis
Audie Mufti
Alexander Gingham Bell
Alan Jay Velourner
Al Gore-Tex
Angora Vidal

Franklin Delano Roosefelt

Feodor ChiliaPinstripe

Fustian Fleming

Fabricky Gervaise

Fur de Grofe

Ferlin Husk

Felton John
General Curtis Lame 

James “Mad Dog” Mattress

Gilgamesh 

George Szellophane 

Gay Celise 

George Bernard Shawl

George Twill

Gaberdine Martin

Hopsack Braff 

Hopalong Tappestry

IsSackcloth Hayes

I. M. Paisley

Iggy Poplin

Jack Kerouwax Paper 

J. L. Ackrillic 

James K. Polkadot 

Jack Lemonate 

Jay Lenolium 

Jack Elaminate 

Jimmy DurAntimacassar

Jack Paarchment 

John Toweling 

Jack Web 

Jose Fleeceiano 

James Calicoco 

Jute Law

Johnny Cashmere

Jean-Michel Basquiatweave

Jersey Kosinski

Knit Romney

Khaki Chan 

Kevlar Burton

Kapok Shakur

Linen Johnson 

The Lone Raingear 

Lionel Hempton

Louis Farrakhanvas 

Leathurgood Marshall

Mink the Merciless 

Monty Wooly

Martin Loofah King, Jr. 

Mattress McConaughey

Marlon Bandeau  

Martin Screen 

Man Rayon 

Mr. T-Shirt

Muhammadras Ali

Maurice Ravelveteen 

Morgandy Freeman 

Mark Twine

Mohairy Pottter

Neil Patrick Harris Tweed

Noel Cowhide

Orlon Chaney

Paul Kleenex 

Poncho Villa 

Pincushion Zukerman 

Plush Limbaugh 

Pat Buckram 

Porky Pigskin 

Peter O’Tulle

Papierre Beaumache 

Percale Roberts

Quilt Chamberlain

Raffia Nadal 

Ragamemnon 

Richie Veilens 

Robert Shroud 

Salvador Doily 

Spiro Ragnew 

Steve Mnuchintz 

Serge Koussevitski

Saran Paul 

Sherlock Homespun 

Sir John Falstaffeta 

Stitch Henderson 

Tom Hankies 

Tick Cheney 

Ty-Dye Cobb 

Tarpo Marx

Terrycloth-Thomas 

Ultrasuede Boggs 

Vellum Shakespeare 

Vincent Van Gauze

Velvets Presley

Woodrow Woolson 

William Howard Taffeta 

Warren Spahnhdex

Worsted Cruz

Xinjiango Reinhardt

Yosemite Sampler

Zane Crepe

Alpaca Chino

Material Girls in progress:

Organdeedee Myers
Sarah Palint
Penelope Crewels
Jutey Garland
Acetatum O'Neal

Sarah Huckabee Sandpaper

Margaret Thatch 

Lame West 

Britney Spearsucker

Canvas Bergen

Lady Caroline Lambinate

Condoleezza Rice Paper

Doily Parton Divinyl

Flannelly O’Connor

Joan Baeze

Fleece Witherspoon 

Janet Muslin

Jane Curtain

Cate Blankett

Patti Label

Miss Jane Marble

Meryl Stripe

Nylonia Trump

Polyester Williams

Prunella Scales

Susan Saranwrap

Cameron Diazo

Sheet a Rivera 

Silka Chase

Torigami Spelling

Dustcloth Springfield 

Rugs' Gallery candidates in progress: 

Pontius Pile

Samuel Berber

Shaguille O'Neill

Edward Tufted

Monty Wool

Rya Cooder 

Don Knotted

JeThrow Tull

Another Man of the Cloth: Sampler-I-Ampler

Dr. Seuss's green eggs and ham monger

portrayed as embroidery tour de farce:

Sampler-I-Ampler

was created with colored pencils 

drawn in embroidered-sampler style

on gridded stretched canvas

stapled to pine frame

16" x 20" 

"Some watercress with (can't you guess?)..." Pairs Paired with Parallel Pairings: Famous Pairs (& Trios) of Comics Paired with Their Favorite Feasts, Foodstuffs & Fodders

The Form:

Some watercress 
with (can't you guess?)…
some Swiss chard, too, 
with "you-know-who."

The Pairings:

A true cantaloupe 
with comic Bob Hope...
one Buffalo wing
with "Road" crony Bing.

Fried eggs -- yolks runny, 
whites cooked -- with Bugs Bunny...
a Scotch chased with Bud 
with bete noir Elmer Fudd. 

Cucumber Crunch 
in a cone with young Punch...
some cool tutti-frutti -- 
two scoops! -- with jeune Judy. 

A Pepsi Free 
and a large fries with Key...
a Happy Meal 
and a Coke with Peele. 

A few sauternes 
with comic George Burns...
Shiraz (a gallon) 
with wife Gracie Allen. 

A bagel, half-eaten, 
with mute Buster Keaton...
a pickled pig's knuckle 
with Roscoe Arbuckle.

Some six Rockefeller- 
type Oysters with Teller...
bok choy vinaigrette 
with his pal Penn Jillette. 

Pineapple pickles 
with comic Mike Nichols...
some crabs in Old Bay 
with his gal Elaine May.

A goulash of sorrel 
with Brit Stanley Laurel...
one chocolate Smartie 
with Oliver Hardy.

Some corn on the cob, 
lightly butter'd, with Bob...
a crème fraiche parfait 
without nuts with pal Ray.

A well-brandied peach 
with that Marin boy Cheech...
one ripe scuppernong 
with his chum Tommy Chong.

A Cheddar Welsh rabbit 
with William "Bud" Abbott...
Pistachio Jello 
with foil Lou Costello.

The cheap house merlot 
with Curly and Mo...
a large box of wine 
with stooge Larry Fine.

Pastrami on rye 
with the wry Stephen Fry...
wild rice in nori 
with crony Hugh Laurie.

A salt-free filbert 
with Billy Gilbert...
Taleggio cheese 
with Dom Deluise.

Oysters in season 
with Jackie Gleason...
a stale Pecan Sandie 
with comrade John Candy.

Some Non-Comedic Pairs:

Bistecca Florence with singer Steve Lawrence... a creme brulee with Edie Gorme.
A stale corn dog with Phileas Fogg...warm Mountain Dew with Jean Passepartout. 
Chicken breast (bone-in) with Hume Cronyn...quail poach'd in brandy with Jessica Tandy. 
Shrimp quesadilla with Pancho Villa; mushroom frittata with Emiliano Zapata. 
Mulligatawny with Squire Trelawney; chowder from cans with Israel Hands. 
Yak's milk brie with Laotzi; artisanal cheeses with Baby Jesus. 
Waffle cones with Precious Jones; Marshmallow Fluff with Howard Duff.  
Medjool dates with Kathy Bates; a drawn tench with Dawn French. 
The vegetable medley with Jos Sedley; mugs of Bosco with Count Fosco. 
A morel with Adele; some copra with Oprah. 
Flounder en plat with Mrs. Jack Spratt; Coke (en carafe) with John Falstaff. 
Pasta shells with Orson Welles; liver fluke with King Farouk. 
One jawbreaker with Two Ton Baker; a blacken'd sprat with Oliver Platt. 

(More pairings to come: a work in progress) 

Another Man of the Cloth: Pillow Reilly

Cable News blowhard/mysogonist 
portrayed on linen off bed of his own making:

Pillow Reilly

was created with blue chemical marker drawn 
on standard cotton pillow with undetermined filler

attached to stretched canvas stapled to pine frame

16" x 20"

Another Man of the Cloth: Satintin

Ninety-year-old Belgian boy reporter/adventurer
portrayed on shiny fabric woven of short-staple yarn:
 Satintin

was created with acrylics painted on fuschia cotton bedsheet

attached to stretched canvas stapled to pine frame

16" x 20" 

Another Man of the Cloth: Kevin GarNet

Future NBA Hall-of-Fame center/power forward 
portrayed behind fabric bucket he routinely stuffed:

Kevin GarNet

was created with colored pencils

drawn behind Spaulding official NBA heavy duty cotton net

 on stretched canvas stapled to pine frame

16" x 20" 

Another Man of the Cloth: John Linen

Former Beatle self-claimed to be more popular than Jesus 
portrayed in shades of grey on shades of grey:

John Linen

was created with charcoal pencil drawn on gessoed table linen

attached to stretched canvas stapled to pine frame

16" x 20"

Another Man of the Cloth: Denim Elliott

Perennial BAFTA Best Actor Award winner 

portrayed behind well-worn dungarees not his own:

Denim Elliott

was created with black chemical marker 
drawn on white construction paper

positioned beneath used stressed jean shorts

attached to stretched canvas stapled on pine frame

16" x 20"

Another Man of the Cloth: Crochet Guevara

Iconic Fidelista and motorcycle diarist 
portrayed on bourgeois faux-lace table linen:

Crochet Guevara

was created with black chemical markers

drawn on section of open-weave cotton runner 

attached to stretched canvas stapled to pine frame

16" x 20"

Another Man of the Cloth: Fiorello Flaguardia

Big Apple mayor, Sunday funnies fan and son of immigrants
portrayed framed in "Old Glory" motif:
Fiorello Flaguardia

was created with blue chemical marked

drawn on white construction paper

framed by Stars-and-Stripes-patterned cotton bedsheet 

attached to stretched canvas stapled to pine frame

16" x 20"

Another Man of the Cloth: Antonio Bandanas

Spanish cinematic heartthrob 
portrayed garbed in paisley scarves:

Antonio Bandanas

was created with graphite pencil and black chemical marker

drawn on stretched canvas (Supplemented with 

cotton neckerchief and headband) stapled to pine frame

16" x 20"