Dithyrambs in D
Here de-
buts (Doh!) Der DOTUS,*
Don Drumpf of Down D'ere,
of whose
op'randi modus
Dems duly forswear.
Yet one
dares not dismiss
the despicable hair
of the
dastardly Drumpf of Down
D'ere.
* Destroyer Of The United States
Dans Drumpf's
soul (what remains of it's
black as the night)
Drumpf en-
lists the fascisti
who haunt the far right
as Drumpf
rants about hand size,
red ties, weight and height (!) --
does the
dim-witted Drumpf of Down
D'here.
During
Drumpf's premier term
Drumpf perversions rehears'd.
Now Drumpf
daily distributes
Drumpf's worst o' the worst.
(But what
motivates Drumpf's
duodenum to burst...?
Double
cheeseburgers -- dozens! -- down
dere.)
Don Drumpf
claims "the best words"
though deployin' 'em not.
Don Drumpf
grabs women's p*****s.*
(Drumpf's earlobe got shot.)
Don Drumpf
lusts after even his daughter --
a lot! --
does the
derelict Drumpf of Down
D'ere.
*Puritans read 'privates.'
Don Drumpf
takes to Our House
his demolishing bat
as Drumpf
makes of the U.S.
persona non grat'...
...yet Don
dons his "Make-Ev'rything-
Great-Again" hat --
does De-
stroyer Don Drumpf of Down
D'ere.
Denouement
But of
late, concerns great
Drumpf's deciding to share --
in faint
hopes of ascending
God's heavenly stair.*
Still, Drumpf's
duly -- though Drumpf will
construe it "unfair" --
doom'd to
dwell, 'til dawns Doomsday, down
d'ere."**
*Drumpf imagines, of course,
a heavenly escalator.*
**Hell aka The Inferno (and
considering the present context,
doubtless Dante's. Drumpf's
character qualifies him for
damnation to every ring.)