The Close Encounters Of Three Kinds Not Anticipated By Lewis Carrooll

The Walrus and the Raconteur 
Arranged to view the Furniture 
They purchased for their den. 
"The desk's okay, 
But I must say,
That playpen ain't no '10.' 
It's short two sides!

Such never hides
The dwarfs we plan to pen." 

Illustration to come