Ade's Ken of Economy and Eight Other Smidges Too Far (Nonsense Rhymes)

Ade's* ken of economy...? Groundless; astounding:

Ade sins for a penny. (Ade’s in for a pounding.)

     * Ade when he's at home is grand grandson AZB.

How ever shall "done deals" or faits accomplis grow

if Congress be led by the Knights Who Say "Negro!"?

Islamicist cinemen, Shi'ite or Sunni,

shall garner no Oscars: they haven't a Clooney.

John's* Trask family dwelt on the outskirts of Eden:

both Trask twins were "-ists": Aron, "pur-"; Caleb, "hedon-"

     * Author Steinbeck 

Ms Sawyer's* brew notes grew: she waxed iambic

once arid Mary'd had a little lambic.

      * Mary Sawyer, later Mrs. Mary Tyler, she of "Mary's Lamb" fame.

Mitt's Humvee's chauffeur'd by a dormant Sir Dwight Streeme...?

Inquire, when Ike wakes, "What was Mitt's Hummer's Knight's dream...?"

I'd aid your recall of the Legion of Decency

calling "Nude Pledge of Allegiance" indecent. See...!?!

Unable to pen a penultimate line post

failed Alzheimer's tests...? That's one sure Auld Lang Signpost!  

Xiu -- chef at Panda Baroque on Quemoy --

serves a sig dish called Johann Sebastian Bach Choy.