All the Aals (A Nonsense ABJ)

A is for all of the aals Al allows in Al's Salsa.

B is for bountiful bowels (burp!) betrayed by the aals Al allows in Al's Salsa.

C is for charming Czech chars cleaning crappers in bars badly fouled by brown’d bowels ("Bounty Toweled? Bloody aals!) Al allows in Al’s Salsa.

D's for some drei dozen dowels used deploying dry towels, towels consumed by Czech charwomen chary of bowels, bowels betrayed by the aals ("...BHA'd by the aals?") Al
allows in Al's Salsa.

E's for the erudite e-mails each evening sent females detained dragging dowels, drilling cores, dressed in cowls, all consumed by chic charwomen cautious 'round bowels,
bowels betrayed by the aals ("...ballonet'd by the aals?") Al allows in Al’s Salsa.

F's for flat files flaunting feminine wiles sent (in error) in e-mails to educate females who drill down through dowels, dandy cores for crimped t*w*ls (spelt employing
orthography using no vowels), towels consumed by Czech chars cleaning bathrooms in bars -- biker bars (bars called "Bubba's" or "Jolly Jack Tar's") whose bartenders and bouncers? Best kept behind bars -- big bars badgered and bothered and browbeat by bowels, bowels betrayed by the aals ("...Beaujolais'd by the aals?) Al allows in Al's Salsa.

G is, by golly, for gum gaily gnoshed by twin dumb femme fatalettes whose wiles fill pornography files sent in error by e-mail, enjoining each female, "Keep drilling those dowels, darn ya’ll!" -- [Deftly drilled dowels provide cores for the towels, and the ladies who drill, christened "Whores de la Towels," Al calls "borers of dowels"] -- mosty dowels for the towels, cloths consumed by chic chars (who arrive in fine cars) chary -- very! -- of bowels, bowels betrayed by the aals ("...buerre manie'd by the aals?") Al allows in
Al's Salsa.

H is for haberdashed hats hiding hundreds of cats whose guts ghouls grind for gum gaily gnoshed by some dumb femme fatalettes whose wiles found (unfiltered!) in files sent in error in e-mails to estrogen’d females who drill all those dowels -- done as cores for the towels, cloths consumed by chained chars forced to check any bowels badly trod on by aals ("...blah-blah-blah'd by the aals?") Al allows in Al's Salsa.

I is for indigo isles -- drained by Indigo Niles running through 'em like aisles -- I've inhabited, miles from the hundreds of hats hiding hundreds more cats from whose guts gals get gum gnoshed...again, clumsy dumb femme fatalettes whose wiles are finessed in fat files sent in error in e-mails to employees – females! – who drill all those dowels (disregard, please, their scowls) dowels consumed by chic chars, cool as cuc- ( * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ) bowels been betrayed by the aals ("...Beau Marche'd by those aals?") Al allows in Al's Salsa.   
           * Lines indicated by asterisks represent a lacuna of eight beats occurring in the original.

J’s for…why, J's just the jails justly jammed by the males now indicted for stealing (plea's in; they're appealing) those hoards of fedoras 'neath which hide Angoras grim goons change to gum...and again, here's those dumb femme fatalettes whose wiles folks find featured in files sent (correctly!) by e-mails to three males -- all key males -- who drill all those dowels, at day's end, cores for towels, towels consumed by crazed chars...chars still chary of bowels, bowels betrayed by the aals ("...Ballantrae'd by those aals?") Al allows in Al's Salsa.

K's for… ("Hey! Pis aller!")