Donald Rumsfeld,
shocking, Awful
ABU Ghraib Bug!
B's for B Bug:
Ms. Savitsky,
bitchin' Bella
ABzUG Bug!
C's for C Bug:
John Belushi:
"…-burger, cheese-!" (Cheese-
BUrGer Bug!)
D...? D Bug: Mar-
lene Dietrich:
Deutsch-treat BlaUe
EnGel Bug!
E's for E Bug:
King Kong: esca-
lator’d E. State
BUildinG Bug.
F’s for F Bug:
Swiss Jean Tinguely,
fabled FreiBoUrG
Fauvist Bug!
G’s for G Bug:
young Abe Lincoln,
gabby Gettys-
BUrG Address Bug!
H...? For H Bug:
Little Toot: the
hapless happy
HarBor TUG Bug!
I's for I Bug:
Adolf Hitler:
rare "Is Paris
BUrninG...?" Bug!
J's for J Bug:
Oscar Hammer-
stein: "June's BUstinG
Out All O-…" Bug!
K's for K bug:
Boris I,* the
karmic Khan (BUl-
Garian) Bug!
* Boris the First, of course –
i.e., not Boris Ingelheim the
New Jersey orthodontist.
L...? For L Bug:
Wolverines: those
"I Love Thee, Li'l
Brown JUG" Bugs!
M...? M Bug: The
Artist’s* "The Most
BeaUt'ful Goil In
Woild" Bug!
* The one formerly known as 'Prince.'
N's for N Bug:
Ms. Monroe: the
nubile Nude-on-
Bear-RUG Bug!
O's for O Bug:
K. L. Bates:* "Oh,
BeautifUl For
Spacious...Grain" Bug!
* Composer of "America the Beautiful"
Katherine Lee Bates.
P's for P Bug:
A. Carnegie:
philanthropic
PittsBUrGh Steel Bug!
Q's for Q Bug:
Marx, aka
QuackenBUsh (call’d
Groucho) Bug!
R's for R Bug:
Michael Richards:
racist RaBid
JUnkyard DoG Bug!
S? S bug: for
Messers Flatt and
Scruggs: two Southern
BlUeGrass Bugs!
T's for T Bug:
Joseph Gibbs: a
Turncoat BUrgun-
dy 'n' Gold Bug!
U’s U Bug: U-
nited Ara-
Bic RepUb' of
EGypt Bug!
V's for V Bug:
C. Bartholin*:
“VestiBUle...Va-
Gina” Bug!
* The Younger.
W’s Bug is
Patrick Henry:
WilliamsBUrg Gun-
powder Bug!
X? For X Bug:
Ryken*: Xaver-
ian Bro from
BrUGge Bug!
* I.e., T. J. Ryken.
Y's for Y Bug:
Rodgers:* "You've Got
Caref'lly to Be
TaUGht" Bug!
* Richard, of course,
not Roy – note spelling (orthography,
of course, not Tori).
Z's for Z Bug:
Pike: Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-breeding
ZeBUlon Mont-
Gom'ry Bug!
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