"Despot Dum and Despot Dee agreed to hold a summit..." Summitrio or The Fox & Friends' "Two Dictators" Fallout As Constrained Nonsense

I. Quick Study (pace Lewis Carroll)  

Despot Dum 
and Despot Dee
agreed to hold 
a summit
'cuz desp'rate Dum's 
approval nums
Dum daren't permit 
to plummet.

Crows Dum, "Within 
that first brief min,
if Dee's for real, 
I'll feel it.
It's splinter'd, The 
Peninsula:
trust ME! I've chi 
to heal it."

II. Naming Rights  

"Rocket Man v. Racket Man"
The NYT may name it.
"The See of Reds' Dictato Heads"
Fake News may choose to frame it.
"Summit Samba re: La Bomba": 
Which Post won't defame it?
Whate'er the tag, will Drumpf not brag
that he, somehow, will game it?

III. Worst Case

"Some are called but few are chosen":
Jesus said it first.
"Summer cold? You're blue! You're frozen!":
Mother's scolding, versed.
"Summit call'd to feud o'er Chosun":
Dear! I fear the worst.