"T.S.E. won't eat..." Seconal-Amendment Remedy in Rhyme; or, J. Alfred Pruf Rocks as Drumpf's Head Rolls!

(How many New Jersey citizens, Muslim or infidel, will be spotted cheering ecstatically once this rhyme is widely broadcast? Estimates vary. Still, all readers are encouraged to use any or all of these verses as double-Dutch counting rhymes in their celebratory festivities.)

“T.S.E. won’t eat no peach.”* (Prufrock...Prufrock!) Mermaids bleat so, each to each. Oh-h-h-h, Prufrock! Eh?

Donald's dome: drench'd -- deep! -- in bleach? (Forelock...forelock!) Clorox circumscribes his speech.* Oh-h-h-h, forelock! Eh? 

Compromise? Not Mitch's niche. (Gridlock...gridlock!) Congress comes to halting screech! O-h-h-h, gridlock! Eh?

“Holmes conceit? No solo beech,”* (Sherlock...Sherlock!) Watson tweets, though Doc won't preach. O-h-h-h, Sherlock! Eh?
     * Cf Conan Doyle's "The Copper Beeches."

Bolton's keen to treaties breach.* (Warlock...warlock!) "John: just cool it," we beseech. O-h-h-h, warlock! Eh? 

Arms avail'd with barrel breech? (Flintlock...flintlock!) Background checks? That’s overreach.* O-h-h-h, flintlock! Eh?

If we fail to "Pote" impeach (hemlock...hemlock!), poison that embloaten'd creature!* O-h-h-h-h-h-h, hemlock...h'rra-a-ay!
     * Cf any article on fat tick removal. (Fat ticks are known carriers of Lyin' Disease, a lot of which is going around.)