Alphabetical
Order Errors in (What Else?) Alphabetical Order (in progress)
A’s for ‘a
little bit’ under ‘the weather.’
B’s for ‘bassoon
sounding’ lower than ‘flute.’
C’s for ‘conducting
my’ post ‘mortem, Mortimer.’
D? ‘Desire’
under ‘the elms’ – no dispute.
E is for ‘eggs (three, farm-fresh)’
over ‘easy.’
F is for ‘far’
above ‘Cuyoga’s waters.’
G is for ‘get
thee’ behind ‘me, Sir Satan.’
‘H’ before ‘B…U…T”?
Pun's magna mater's.
(a work in progress)
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